1 00:00:08,300 --> 00:00:09,900 很奇怪 2 00:00:15,700 --> 00:00:17,900 谢谢神秘人的BOBO羊啊 3 00:00:23,300 --> 00:00:24,466 对啊，声音也没有 4 00:00:24,466 --> 00:00:26,033 然后就是黑屏 5 00:00:26,666 --> 00:00:29,700 可能就是电脑和手机就是不行吧 6 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:32,633 那算了吧 7 00:00:47,133 --> 00:00:50,466 可能是只有手机才能和手机连吧 8 00:00:59,066 --> 00:01:00,933 采臣是用手机给我连的 9 00:01:00,933 --> 00:01:02,266 他刚刚不是说了吗 10 00:01:02,433 --> 00:01:03,500 他用电脑在直播 11 00:01:03,500 --> 00:01:06,000 但是他用手机才接到我的PK啊 12 00:01:15,433 --> 00:01:18,133 谢谢我小粗腿的青眼白龙的情书 13 00:01:18,133 --> 00:01:20,033 哪里有打火机的声音啊 14 00:01:22,300 --> 00:01:23,266 小看人呢 15 00:01:23,266 --> 00:01:24,200 不知道啊 16 00:01:24,433 --> 00:01:26,600 难道他为了和我PK下播了吗 17 00:01:27,700 --> 00:01:29,033 用手机开播 18 00:01:29,333 --> 00:01:30,500 用手机开播 19 00:01:30,533 --> 00:01:31,433 然后跟我PK 20 00:01:31,433 --> 00:01:32,266 就为了和我PK 21 00:01:32,266 --> 00:01:33,066 然后特地下播了 22 00:01:33,066 --> 00:01:33,866 我操，我好感动 23 00:01:33,866 --> 00:01:34,666 真的假的 24 00:01:34,933 --> 00:01:35,433 我瞎说的 25 00:01:35,433 --> 00:01:36,033 他没跟我 26 00:01:36,033 --> 00:01:37,033 他没告诉我呀 27 00:01:38,100 --> 00:01:39,200 真的假的？小看 28 00:01:41,666 --> 00:01:43,933 小看 29 00:01:45,266 --> 00:01:47,200 你这家伙 30 00:01:47,866 --> 00:01:57,266 为了和我PK居然打算用手机开播吗 31 00:01:58,033 --> 00:01:59,300 真是 32 00:02:02,066 --> 00:02:02,866 ha 33 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:05,733 什么？他这是点错了 34 00:02:12,900 --> 00:02:14,800 操，不早说 35 00:02:15,733 --> 00:02:16,900 我字都发出去了 36 00:02:16,900 --> 00:02:18,066 这多尴尬 37 00:02:18,933 --> 00:02:21,900 这不显得很非常的自作多情了吗 38 00:02:25,300 --> 00:02:26,866 不早点提醒你哥 39 00:02:35,833 --> 00:02:37,000 我删了分我记 40 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:38,466 我删了聊天记录的 41 00:02:42,900 --> 00:02:43,700 ha ha 42 00:02:48,466 --> 00:02:49,266 huh 43 00:02:54,666 --> 00:02:56,700 谢谢神秘人的泡泡机啊 44 00:02:56,900 --> 00:02:58,733 泡机泡机泡泡机 45 00:03:11,300 --> 00:03:13,133 谢谢超越山西的灯牌 46 00:03:16,866 --> 00:03:19,633 哎，他这个手机还提示我说 47 00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:21,300 现在是PK的好时机 48 00:03:21,300 --> 00:03:22,833 赶紧开启PK吧 49 00:03:23,300 --> 00:03:24,666 我p你个头啊 50 00:03:25,333 --> 00:03:27,666 我想PK的朋友我都p不了 51 00:03:27,666 --> 00:03:28,466 为什么呢 52 00:03:28,700 --> 00:03:30,000 我想给他们全p了 53 00:03:42,266 --> 00:03:44,100 朋友都p不了 54 00:03:46,266 --> 00:03:47,233 哎呀 55 00:03:47,233 --> 00:03:48,800 烦死了 56 00:03:48,866 --> 00:03:49,400 哼 57 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:50,200 啊 58 00:03:51,700 --> 00:03:53,066 啊啊 59 00:03:54,466 --> 00:03:55,933 我现在势头正盛 60 00:04:07,933 --> 00:04:09,200 哈哈p太子 61 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:10,733 PK的太子吗 62 00:04:11,100 --> 00:04:13,733 搞笑，我和Tom q也p不了 63 00:04:13,733 --> 00:04:15,866 因为Tom q是电 64 00:04:15,866 --> 00:04:17,133 他也是电脑开播 65 00:04:17,133 --> 00:04:20,066 然后o b s也是没法p 66 00:04:20,900 --> 00:04:21,700 悲伤 67 00:04:22,500 --> 00:04:23,300 p别人吗 68 00:04:23,300 --> 00:04:25,300 算了我觉得p别人有点尴尬 69 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:28,000 跟朋友还能说说上两句 70 00:04:28,433 --> 00:04:31,466 跟不认识的人真的是不知道说啥 71 00:04:40,066 --> 00:04:40,866 hi 72 00:04:47,100 --> 00:04:49,033 什么叫给对面的电池都充好了 73 00:04:49,033 --> 00:04:50,200 那你直接送我吧 74 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:51,466 喂 75 00:04:51,466 --> 00:04:53,333 为什么老是去对面 76 00:05:00,833 --> 00:05:01,400 哦我知道 77 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:03,866 等一下我看过那种打PK的 78 00:05:03,866 --> 00:05:04,933 这种叫什么 79 00:05:05,066 --> 00:05:06,833 这种叫仇恨大哥 80 00:05:06,833 --> 00:05:08,400 对对对对对对对 81 00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:10,733 这种叫仇恨大哥 82 00:05:14,866 --> 00:05:18,600 嘿嘿嘿嘿 83 00:05:24,500 --> 00:05:25,800 厉害不 84 00:05:27,300 --> 00:05:30,733 主播主播现在会的可多了 85 00:05:31,100 --> 00:05:32,300 懂得可多了 86 00:05:34,333 --> 00:05:35,133 哼 87 00:05:40,233 --> 00:05:42,066 那当然了 88 00:05:42,066 --> 00:05:44,100 市场调研啊 89 00:05:45,466 --> 00:05:46,866 包懂得哟 90 00:05:55,266 --> 00:05:56,066 oh 91 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:02,600 哎没法和妹妹PK 92 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:03,433 有点无聊了 93 00:06:03,433 --> 00:06:04,433 想睡觉了 94 00:06:13,700 --> 00:06:16,633 PK做不了大主播 95 00:06:16,666 --> 00:06:19,633 那就得看你对大主播的定义了 96 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:21,466 可是人家PK的大主播 97 00:06:21,466 --> 00:06:26,333 人家专门PK的只是只是受众不同罢了 98 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:29,500 但是人家也做的挺好的 99 00:06:31,433 --> 00:06:32,300 我的回笼觉呢 100 00:06:32,300 --> 00:06:33,300 确实可以 101 00:06:33,700 --> 00:06:35,300 确实可以回笼觉了 102 00:06:35,433 --> 00:06:37,333 你不会在偷偷当那个妹妹的大姐吧 103 00:06:37,333 --> 00:06:38,400 没有啊 104 00:06:39,433 --> 00:06:41,000 我哪有那个财力啊 105 00:06:57,066 --> 00:06:59,200 谢谢k Siri的灯牌 106 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:02,700 谢子轩的苏有强 107 00:07:02,833 --> 00:07:04,633 以为这几天哥去玩不播了 108 00:07:04,633 --> 00:07:06,533 还想着边流浪边呜呜呜 109 00:07:06,533 --> 00:07:08,666 醒来发现我电台开心耶 110 00:07:09,233 --> 00:07:12,800 哦我没有要出远门出去玩 111 00:07:14,900 --> 00:07:17,433 节假日肯定不出门玩啊 112 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:19,733 人那么多 113 00:07:20,833 --> 00:07:21,533 那我要出去玩 114 00:07:21,533 --> 00:07:23,000 我肯定是工作日出去 115 00:07:23,100 --> 00:07:24,333 这样人少一点 116 00:07:28,733 --> 00:07:29,533 对的 117 00:07:30,733 --> 00:07:32,700 一般假期都会播播的 118 00:07:32,700 --> 00:07:34,066 主播我玩到现在才睡 119 00:07:34,066 --> 00:07:35,100 能夸夸我吗 120 00:07:35,700 --> 00:07:37,333 主播晚上8点会起来直播 121 00:07:37,333 --> 00:07:39,933 那你呢你晚上能起来看直播吗 122 00:07:39,933 --> 00:07:40,733 嗯 123 00:07:41,466 --> 00:07:42,133 怎么还不睡觉 124 00:07:42,133 --> 00:07:44,800 臭猪，嗯嗯 125 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:48,266 我给你两拳 126 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:57,400 hi 127 00:07:59,700 --> 00:08:02,000 和小朋友甜蜜双排在啊 128 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:04,066 会会会实现的 129 00:08:04,066 --> 00:08:05,533 我们已经定好了 130 00:08:07,833 --> 00:08:14,900 哎呀想睡觉了啊啊啊 131 00:08:24,533 --> 00:08:25,866 完了 132 00:08:31,433 --> 00:08:32,833 睡衣上来了 133 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:34,233 一起睡觉吧 134 00:08:34,233 --> 00:08:35,700 小猪有没 135 00:08:35,700 --> 00:08:37,133 有想睡回笼觉的 136 00:08:38,633 --> 00:08:40,133 有没有想睡回笼觉的 137 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:42,200 嗯 138 00:08:47,266 --> 00:08:48,066 huh uh 139 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:52,200 谢谢thank you的行行入木 140 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:53,133 晚安thank you 141 00:08:53,133 --> 00:08:54,333 做个好梦啊 142 00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:56,600 你是不是劝退其他人 143 00:08:56,600 --> 00:08:58,333 才来的甜蜜双排的机会 144 00:08:58,600 --> 00:08:59,466 我说实话 145 00:08:59,466 --> 00:09:02,466 我和小袍甜蜜双排的机会实在太多了 146 00:09:02,633 --> 00:09:04,733 我都有点我都有点 147 00:09:04,733 --> 00:09:06,533 就是想找点别人一块玩 148 00:09:06,533 --> 00:09:07,533 找点新鲜感了 149 00:09:07,533 --> 00:09:09,533 结果就是没人来一块玩啊 150 00:09:09,733 --> 00:09:13,200 那咋办？你以为我和小鹏甜蜜双排 151 00:09:13,200 --> 00:09:15,533 是什么很很稀罕的事情吗 152 00:09:16,466 --> 00:09:20,666 主播哪天不和这个东IJWE甜蜜双排了 153 00:09:31,233 --> 00:09:33,266 谢谢期望的小伙伴们 154 00:09:33,266 --> 00:09:34,800 早安期望 155 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:36,633 晚安？是晚安吗 156 00:09:38,233 --> 00:09:39,500 do个好梦蜜哦 157 00:09:40,733 --> 00:09:41,600 不是腻了 158 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:43,033 就是出去玩的话 159 00:09:43,033 --> 00:09:45,300 也可以叫上别的朋友一起嘛 160 00:09:46,133 --> 00:09:47,533 如果大家有空的话 161 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:51,333 但是人家就就是就是没空给咱俩聚了 162 00:09:51,700 --> 00:09:52,500 那非常可惜 163 00:09:52,500 --> 00:09:54,200 咱俩就只能自己去玩了 164 00:10:01,333 --> 00:10:03,200 哎哎 165 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:05,100 就滑坡到喜新厌旧了吗 166 00:10:05,100 --> 00:10:06,666 真是受不了你们了 167 00:10:08,333 --> 00:10:10,300 哎，真是拿你们没办法的 168 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,833 我和小朋友两个人一起玩 169 00:10:15,833 --> 00:10:16,700 要问我是不是 170 00:10:16,700 --> 00:10:19,533 我处心积虑劝退别人 171 00:10:23,233 --> 00:10:24,633 我说想和别人一起玩 172 00:10:24,633 --> 00:10:27,700 又要说我喜新厌旧 173 00:10:27,700 --> 00:10:28,633 说我渣男 174 00:10:28,833 --> 00:10:30,066 到底要我怎么样 175 00:10:31,333 --> 00:10:32,466 想咋地呀 176 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,300 你逼死我是不是 177 00:10:37,866 --> 00:10:41,333 恭喜欣欣Zaki成为上时段电台榜第17 178 00:10:41,333 --> 00:10:43,433 我们才第17名吗 179 00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:44,500 凭什么 180 00:10:45,633 --> 00:10:47,400 谁这么牛逼啊 181 00:10:49,433 --> 00:10:50,466 为什么？为什么 182 00:10:50,466 --> 00:10:52,733 我们才第17名吗？凭什么 183 00:11:04,833 --> 00:11:05,866 啊 184 00:11:08,266 --> 00:11:09,900 像我这么牛逼的 185 00:11:10,900 --> 00:11:11,900 哈哈 186 00:11:11,900 --> 00:11:14,033 比我牛逼的还有16个人吗 187 00:11:15,833 --> 00:11:16,633 hey 188 00:11:19,033 --> 00:11:21,066 嘿嘿对不起对不起 189 00:11:21,066 --> 00:11:21,866 开玩笑的 190 00:11:26,633 --> 00:11:27,433 ah 191 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:31,533 对不起对不起 192 00:11:31,533 --> 00:11:32,533 对不起，开玩笑的 193 00:11:32,533 --> 00:11:33,333 对不起 194 00:11:34,466 --> 00:11:35,866 对不起对不起 195 00:11:37,100 --> 00:11:39,400 电台区打过来的主播第一个投降 196 00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:59,233 谢谢神秘人都有GPO 197 00:12:04,833 --> 00:12:06,633 找电台区大前辈小草 198 00:12:06,633 --> 00:12:07,900 和阿梦吃鸡 199 00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:11,433 他们都已经从电台区顺了 200 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:12,866 知道为什么吗 201 00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:14,066 被打跑了 202 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:15,066 我瞎说的 203 00:12:15,200 --> 00:12:17,833 对不起，小塔应该挺厉害的吧 204 00:12:18,033 --> 00:12:19,233 他？我他 205 00:12:19,233 --> 00:12:20,100 不是他不是 206 00:12:20,100 --> 00:12:22,633 那个小塔的那个直播间号 207 00:12:22,633 --> 00:12:23,500 不是短号吗 208 00:12:23,500 --> 00:12:25,500 好像就是以前PK p来的 209 00:12:25,900 --> 00:12:27,300 是吗？我不知道啊 210 00:12:27,300 --> 00:12:28,800 不不对，不能说是PK p来的 211 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:31,100 好像是，反正电台去什么打榜什么的 212 00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:32,333 然后打来的 213 00:12:33,066 --> 00:12:34,500 很牛逼啊 214 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:44,066 好像听他说过一回 215 00:12:44,066 --> 00:12:45,933 他的那个光荣事迹啊 216 00:12:49,133 --> 00:12:50,633 但是有可能我记错了 217 00:12:51,100 --> 00:12:53,600 但是我记得是他打活动打榜打来的 218 00:12:55,266 --> 00:12:56,066 545 219 00:12:57,133 --> 00:12:57,933 对呀 220 00:13:07,133 --> 00:13:09,100 嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟 221 00:13:14,466 --> 00:13:15,033 这个活动 222 00:13:15,033 --> 00:13:16,133 打榜活动奖励 223 00:13:16,133 --> 00:13:18,000 我去，好炫啊 224 00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:19,266 短号哎 225 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:21,500 545 226 00:13:24,100 --> 00:13:26,466 那5424为什么比他多一位啊 227 00:13:26,533 --> 00:13:30,000 是因为内德维德比较菜吗 228 00:13:34,900 --> 00:13:36,600 小塔只有3位哎 229 00:13:37,700 --> 00:13:39,233 那周围都有4位 230 00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:51,400 不会说是小塔是前10然后他是前20吧 231 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:53,200 小塔是前10 232 00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,833 然后这个内德维德就只有 233 00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:56,733 就只有个前20什么的 234 00:14:01,533 --> 00:14:03,100 什么 5424不是短号 235 00:14:03,100 --> 00:14:04,433 是开的早啊 236 00:14:04,433 --> 00:14:06,866 这样吗，那真的很早了，老东西 237 00:14:23,833 --> 00:14:25,066 哎，那紫神也是啊 238 00:14:25,066 --> 00:14:27,133 紫神那个510也是哈 239 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,400 也是短，也是短号 240 00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:30,333 阿蒙也是短号吗 241 00:14:30,333 --> 00:14:31,900 我不知道我不知道他直播间号 242 00:14:36,100 --> 00:14:37,600 嘟嘟嘟嘟 243 00:14:39,266 --> 00:14:41,033 545510 244 00:14:43,900 --> 00:14:44,900 哒哒哒哒哒哒 245 00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:47,133 有兴趣吗 246 00:14:47,133 --> 00:14:47,900 那肯定没有啊 247 00:14:47,900 --> 00:14:48,900 这时候怎么有兴趣啊 248 00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:50,533 这时候只有电台区吧 249 00:14:51,300 --> 00:14:52,600 那时候只有什么电台区 250 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:53,900 游戏区之类的吧 251 00:14:55,033 --> 00:14:56,200 哦， 502 252 00:14:57,100 --> 00:14:58,733 笑死 502主播 253 00:14:58,733 --> 00:15:00,066 主播的房间号也很炫 254 00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,500 像电视上的广告号码 255 00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:03,333 还真是，我觉得我的 256 00:15:03,333 --> 00:15:05,533 我觉得我的那个直播间号也挺好的 257 00:15:10,466 --> 00:15:12,800 是不是1603600啊 258 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,233 就是很顺口 259 00:15:18,733 --> 00:15:19,633 挺好记的 260 00:15:19,933 --> 00:15:21,100 虽然大，家也不会 261 00:15:21,100 --> 00:15:23,300 搜房间号进来就是了 262 00:15:29,266 --> 00:15:32,200 呵呵呵呵呵 263 00:15:32,233 --> 00:15:34,533 出售我的直播间号 264 00:15:34,533 --> 00:15:37,100 谁买谁收了 265 00:15:37,833 --> 00:15:38,733 5块钱起拍啊 266 00:15:38,733 --> 00:15:40,933 5块钱起拍谁收 267 00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:44,533 谁收 268 00:15:46,266 --> 00:15:48,866 1603600 谁收 269 00:15:50,666 --> 00:15:52,300 4块你滚啊 270 00:15:58,533 --> 00:16:00,133 哈哈哈哈 271 00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:01,633 你就留个3个 272 00:16:01,633 --> 00:16:05,033 你神，哪有越拍越少的 273 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:11,033 主播知道51030552是什么吗 274 00:16:11,033 --> 00:16:12,300 是我的UID吗 275 00:16:12,300 --> 00:16:13,433 感觉有点眼熟 276 00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:19,266 6块钱起拍 277 00:16:19,266 --> 00:16:21,466 谁允许你们反向拍的？嗯 278 00:16:23,100 --> 00:16:24,533 再这么再这么说下去 279 00:16:24,533 --> 00:16:25,600 主播要给你钱了 280 00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:26,466 都给你钱了 281 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:29,000 滚啊 282 00:16:37,733 --> 00:16:41,633 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 283 00:16:41,633 --> 00:16:45,300 那你们真的是很会很会拍卖了，哈哈 284 00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:50,133 主播的这个直播间难道不值得 285 00:16:50,133 --> 00:16:52,266 不值得你们拍卖一下吗 286 00:16:52,666 --> 00:16:54,866 我可是刚才那个怎么说的 287 00:16:54,866 --> 00:16:56,833 刚刚跟我PK到的那个妹妹怎么说 288 00:16:56,866 --> 00:17:01,000 哇塞， 22.6万粉丝的大主播 289 00:17:01,633 --> 00:17:03,100 哇塞 290 00:17:04,700 --> 00:17:05,666 牛！牛不牛 291 00:17:05,666 --> 00:17:07,800 懂不懂懂不懂啊 292 00:17:09,633 --> 00:17:12,066 哇， 22.6万粉 293 00:17:12,066 --> 00:17:14,833 大主播哦 294 00:17:14,833 --> 00:17:16,633 22.8万8了吗 295 00:17:16,633 --> 00:17:17,800 22.8了吗？不知 296 00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:18,666 不记得了 297 00:17:19,133 --> 00:17:23,533 上次看22.622.8万分的大主播吗 298 00:17:23,733 --> 00:17:25,100 哇塞 299 00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:27,200 太厉害了吧 300 00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:35,433 嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿 301 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:40,033 嘿嘿嘿嘿 302 00:17:41,666 --> 00:17:46,300 嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿呵呵呵呵 303 00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:49,600 谢谢十四爷的窝窝头 304 00:17:51,133 --> 00:17:51,800 不厉害吧 305 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:52,833 很厉害哟 306 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:54,800 叨叨叨 307 00:17:55,833 --> 00:17:57,433 有这么多小猪呢 308 00:18:05,100 --> 00:18:06,533 有这么多小猪呢 309 00:18:06,533 --> 00:18:07,933 太厉害了 310 00:18:08,033 --> 00:18:09,533 超级大养猪场 311 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:12,800 超级大养猪场 312 00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:23,500 谢香菇的周后也 313 00:18:32,533 --> 00:18:34,233 跪下给大主播跪下 314 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,033 刚才嘲笑我的人 315 00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:37,900 都给我跪下 316 00:18:39,433 --> 00:18:40,233 哼 317 00:18:41,266 --> 00:18:42,500 谁敢嘲笑我 318 00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:45,033 谁敢说我的号不值钱 319 00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:49,633 哎，我要睡一觉 320 00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:51,300 一会直接找个修车房 321 00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:52,833 睡觉能跟你睡一觉 322 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:54,300 嗯嗯 323 00:18:57,433 --> 00:18:58,233 hmm 324 00:19:08,866 --> 00:19:11,033 IV回笼呃 325 00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:22,233 乌鸦坐飞机 326 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,066 酒店801 327 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,000 哎 328 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,300 那个是怎么唱的来着 329 00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:30,800 搜一下歌词 330 00:19:39,233 --> 00:19:40,033 嗯 331 00:19:40,600 --> 00:19:42,333 我手机怎么打不开了 332 00:19:47,100 --> 00:19:49,333 乌鸦坐飞机 333 00:19:58,333 --> 00:20:00,666 发牌我要坐飞机 334 00:20:00,666 --> 00:20:01,500 坐标酒店 335 00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:07,433 801制服007演绎当代解放西酒精副作用 336 00:20:07,433 --> 00:20:08,300 浮夸展现 337 00:20:08,300 --> 00:20:12,900 诗朗诵萝莉御姐控今夜黄粱有美梦 338 00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:13,866 发牌 339 00:20:15,266 --> 00:20:15,733 哎不对呀 340 00:20:15,733 --> 00:20:16,633 他这个应该是 341 00:20:18,233 --> 00:20:18,933 发牌 342 00:20:18,933 --> 00:20:19,700 小狗 343 00:20:19,700 --> 00:20:21,333 发牌过来 344 00:20:21,333 --> 00:20:22,933 发牌坐下 345 00:20:23,066 --> 00:20:24,533 发牌跪下 346 00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:27,733 发牌嘿嘿嘿 347 00:20:27,733 --> 00:20:31,066 发牌哈哈哈 348 00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:32,200 hey hey hey 349 00:20:32,733 --> 00:20:33,633 ho ho 350 00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:34,200 ho ho 351 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:34,866 ho ho 352 00:20:34,866 --> 00:20:35,033 ho ho 353 00:20:35,033 --> 00:20:35,600 ho ho ho ho ho ho ho 354 00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:36,733 ho ho ho ho ho ho ho 355 00:20:36,733 --> 00:20:37,500 ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho 356 00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:43,666 ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho 357 00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:47,600 ho 358 00:20:55,100 --> 00:20:58,466 哈哈哈这是什么梗 359 00:20:58,466 --> 00:21:00,866 你们没有刷到过发牌吗 360 00:21:02,033 --> 00:21:03,666 我要坐飞机坐 361 00:21:03,666 --> 00:21:05,433 没有酒店 801 362 00:21:08,866 --> 00:21:10,833 哈哈哈 363 00:21:10,833 --> 00:21:12,666 谁借49的纸飞机 364 00:21:13,833 --> 00:21:15,933 哈哈哈哈 365 00:21:17,100 --> 00:21:19,033 哎？这个还有日语版本嘞 366 00:21:19,033 --> 00:21:20,033 没听过吗 367 00:21:20,866 --> 00:21:22,466 日语版本还蛮火的嘞 368 00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:24,433 我搜一下哦 369 00:21:24,900 --> 00:21:26,266 乌鸦坐飞机 370 00:21:27,700 --> 00:21:28,866 乌鸦 371 00:21:30,700 --> 00:21:31,866 坐飞机 372 00:21:33,866 --> 00:21:34,733 日语版 373 00:21:37,733 --> 00:21:38,800 先放个伴奏 374 00:21:41,433 --> 00:21:41,900 凯达 375 00:21:41,900 --> 00:21:45,900 snowman with the skin that he got in the way you are k my eh 376 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:49,233 tellin'me you're not done no face so give so you 377 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:51,133 so it don't look like who me 378 00:21:51,600 --> 00:21:52,800 how you got Sunny 379 00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:54,233 oh wanna know you body 380 00:21:55,933 --> 00:21:56,733 hey hey 381 00:21:59,066 --> 00:22:00,100 shy shy 382 00:22:05,233 --> 00:22:08,933 这个就该让多爱你lovely来唱一段 383 00:22:19,466 --> 00:22:20,333 don't be no way 384 00:22:27,666 --> 00:22:28,866 还有卡萨尼 385 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:36,900 我网这么差吗 386 00:22:36,900 --> 00:22:39,233 怎么卡住了 387 00:22:41,666 --> 00:22:43,000 网太差了滚 388 00:22:47,066 --> 00:22:49,300 我用苏州话也是差不多的效果嘛 389 00:22:51,666 --> 00:22:52,466 啊 390 00:22:53,233 --> 00:22:55,066 苏州话的乌鸦怎么说 391 00:22:56,933 --> 00:22:58,033 哇 392 00:22:58,133 --> 00:22:59,066 呃 393 00:22:59,466 --> 00:23:00,466 苏菲 394 00:23:00,533 --> 00:23:08,600 哈哈哈哈 395 00:23:08,933 --> 00:23:11,333 给我一个不会讲苏州话的苏州人 396 00:23:11,333 --> 00:23:12,900 整笑了 397 00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:26,900 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 398 00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:34,033 操哈哈哈哈哈 399 00:23:34,700 --> 00:23:36,000 你说这事真的 400 00:23:37,300 --> 00:23:39,300 哈哈哈哈 401 00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:40,600 算了吧 402 00:24:00,333 --> 00:24:02,100 可笑吗 403 00:24:02,733 --> 00:24:06,233 我不会说苏州话的时候有多慌张 404 00:24:06,533 --> 00:24:08,200 他会看见吗 405 00:24:08,933 --> 00:24:11,500 曾经只有我能看的模样 406 00:24:15,666 --> 00:24:18,700 从夜深人静一直大笑到天亮 407 00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:22,000 你反正不会再担心 408 00:24:23,433 --> 00:24:25,600 我有点烫嘴的方言 409 00:24:31,666 --> 00:24:34,033 你我才对放眼向往 410 00:24:39,133 --> 00:24:39,933 ha 411 00:24:49,900 --> 00:24:50,700 hey 412 00:24:54,466 --> 00:24:55,733 可能是我贱吧 413 00:24:55,733 --> 00:24:57,866 不会说的非要说 414 00:24:58,500 --> 00:25:03,066 哈哈哈哈哈 415 00:25:03,100 --> 00:25:03,900 好了 416 00:25:04,133 --> 00:25:04,933 嘘 417 00:25:05,866 --> 00:25:06,866 喧嚣了 418 00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:08,500 嘘嘘嘘 419 00:25:10,433 --> 00:25:12,033 你们不想睡个回笼觉吗 420 00:25:12,733 --> 00:25:14,400 现在是在放假哦 421 00:25:15,633 --> 00:25:16,500 不觉得 422 00:25:16,533 --> 00:25:19,666 不觉得现在这个十一点十五分 423 00:25:19,666 --> 00:25:21,033 很适合睡个回笼觉吗 424 00:25:21,033 --> 00:25:22,666 因为主播刚吃完早饭 425 00:25:23,866 --> 00:25:26,000 感觉这个点很很很适合 426 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:26,900 你们觉得呢 427 00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:34,600 谢谢角落的重拳出击 428 00:25:35,533 --> 00:25:36,433 别打我行吗 429 00:25:36,433 --> 00:25:38,033 别打我了行吗 430 00:25:54,066 --> 00:25:57,133 的感情好像本来想的 431 00:25:57,133 --> 00:25:57,833 现在不想了 432 00:25:57,833 --> 00:26:01,033 为什么？跟我聊天聊清醒了吗哥 433 00:26:01,033 --> 00:26:02,200 想下直说 434 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,000 不是怎么说的 435 00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:10,133 嘿，确实有点想睡觉 436 00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:12,666 但是我又跟你们聊天又感觉很开心 437 00:26:12,666 --> 00:26:13,466 怎么办 438 00:26:14,700 --> 00:26:17,133 你们帮我想个两全其美的办法行吗 439 00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:20,633 今天中午吃华莱士 440 00:26:20,633 --> 00:26:21,266 祝你好运 441 00:26:21,266 --> 00:26:22,066 OK 442 00:26:22,833 --> 00:26:23,700 祝你好运 443 00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:36,033 直播睡觉 444 00:26:36,033 --> 00:26:37,700 不行啊，会被拿下的 445 00:26:38,300 --> 00:26:39,466 该出征了 446 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:42,433 不会就是想看我PK吧 447 00:26:44,433 --> 00:26:45,133 ha ha 448 00:26:45,133 --> 00:26:45,933 ha what did 449 00:26:53,100 --> 00:26:54,466 谢谢睡饱了睡不醒 450 00:26:55,500 --> 00:26:59,233 baby我们的感情好像炖猪蹄 451 00:27:02,333 --> 00:27:03,266 嘴唇 452 00:27:04,233 --> 00:27:05,666 you too are funny 453 00:27:07,466 --> 00:27:09,666 带给我一场疯狂 454 00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:23,433 哈哈哈 455 00:27:23,433 --> 00:27:26,200 你炖的猪蹄永远烂在心底 456 00:27:26,633 --> 00:27:27,866 哈哈哈 457 00:27:27,866 --> 00:27:30,066 其实我不是不饿了吧 458 00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:32,833 只是有些主题没消化 459 00:27:32,833 --> 00:27:37,600 嘿嘿哈哈哈哈嘿嘿 460 00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:40,100 哈哈哈哈 461 00:27:41,633 --> 00:27:47,933 哈哈哈哈哈哈 462 00:27:49,633 --> 00:27:50,300 哈哈哈 463 00:27:50,300 --> 00:27:51,300 搞笑 464 00:27:55,933 --> 00:27:57,400 oh谢谢和我的头发 465 00:27:57,733 --> 00:27:58,633 hahaha 466 00:28:02,900 --> 00:28:04,733 哥哥这么忙还亲自睡觉 467 00:28:04,733 --> 00:28:06,000 小猪代劳就好了 468 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,000 那很好了 469 00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:10,333 那小山猪赚的米我能不能代劳花一下 470 00:28:10,333 --> 00:28:11,833 小猪赚钱已经很辛苦了 471 00:28:11,833 --> 00:28:13,033 我代劳花一下吧 472 00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:18,533 先睡饱了睡 473 00:28:18,533 --> 00:28:19,233 不巧不赖 474 00:28:19,233 --> 00:28:21,433 有巧思，比苏州跳楼机强多了 475 00:28:21,433 --> 00:28:25,333 哈哈哈哈哈 476 00:28:25,333 --> 00:28:28,600 莫名其妙出一个炖猪蹄想干嘛 477 00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:30,833 哎，听说听说 478 00:28:30,833 --> 00:28:32,200 跳跳楼机火了之后 479 00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:35,100 出了好多这种游乐园的歌 480 00:28:35,500 --> 00:28:37,600 什么什么大摆锤 481 00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:40,700 什么还有什么还有什么还有什么 482 00:28:40,700 --> 00:28:41,800 有过山车吗 483 00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:43,000 反正就是就是 484 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:44,200 全是游乐 485 00:28:44,266 --> 00:28:47,300 游乐园的项目的名字作为歌名 486 00:28:47,900 --> 00:28:49,700 好搞笑，我没听过 487 00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:52,533 但是我刷到视频了 488 00:28:54,433 --> 00:28:57,700 baby我们的感情好像炖猪蹄 489 00:28:57,700 --> 00:29:01,133 精心调制的糖色盖不住胶皮 490 00:29:01,500 --> 00:29:02,433 我去 491 00:29:03,033 --> 00:29:04,533 牛逼啊！你给我舔一个 492 00:29:04,533 --> 00:29:06,700 我唱来你快给我舔一个 493 00:29:06,700 --> 00:29:07,700 快给我舔一个 494 00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:11,300 给我舔一个 495 00:29:11,300 --> 00:29:11,800 给我舔一个 496 00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:12,600 神器给我舔一个 497 00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:14,433 快快快你给我舔一个 498 00:29:14,433 --> 00:29:15,933 给我给我私信 499 00:29:17,300 --> 00:29:18,400 我要投稿了 500 00:29:18,666 --> 00:29:20,000 让我混个投稿快点 501 00:29:26,633 --> 00:29:31,466 啾啾啾啾啾啾啾啾啾啾啾啾啾啾啾啾 502 00:29:31,700 --> 00:29:32,333 中午吃什么 503 00:29:32,333 --> 00:29:33,700 不吃我要睡觉 504 00:29:35,466 --> 00:29:36,433 我要睡午觉 505 00:29:36,433 --> 00:29:37,533 因为我刚刚吃了包子 506 00:29:37,533 --> 00:29:39,000 我现在不饿 507 00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:49,033 你别说我也有一点点馋了 508 00:29:49,033 --> 00:29:50,466 我也想吃猪蹄 509 00:29:50,633 --> 00:29:52,900 但是我又怕我吃两口不想吃 510 00:29:54,300 --> 00:29:55,300 小山猪的创意 511 00:29:55,300 --> 00:29:57,666 我投稿，你这不废话吗 512 00:29:57,933 --> 00:29:59,033 他有创意 513 00:29:59,300 --> 00:30:02,433 他就是因为有主播所以才有的创意啊 514 00:30:02,466 --> 00:30:03,000 有这个创意 515 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,433 不就是为了想要听到主播 516 00:30:04,433 --> 00:30:05,633 亲口唱出来吗 517 00:30:05,700 --> 00:30:08,266 那我投稿了他岂不是爽到了 518 00:30:08,700 --> 00:30:09,633 坏在哪里 519 00:30:09,633 --> 00:30:10,500 win win啊 520 00:30:10,500 --> 00:30:15,066 双赢啊！小山猪投词填词让小小 521 00:30:15,066 --> 00:30:16,466 就是想让小小烧烤唱小小烧烤 522 00:30:16,466 --> 00:30:18,300 唱了小小烧烤还混到了投稿 523 00:30:19,033 --> 00:30:20,300 混到了投稿KPI 524 00:30:20,666 --> 00:30:21,833 这不赢赢吗 525 00:30:24,433 --> 00:30:25,533 你个大笨蛋 526 00:30:31,100 --> 00:30:32,233 大笨蛋 527 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,600 不是吗？不是莹莹吗 528 00:30:39,666 --> 00:30:41,633 不是吗？是吧 529 00:30:42,266 --> 00:30:43,066 是的吧 530 00:30:44,233 --> 00:30:45,033 是的吧 531 00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:51,833 sure thing sure thing sure thing 532 00:30:55,900 --> 00:30:57,033 我现在看到 533 00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:58,033 你们知道吗 534 00:30:58,033 --> 00:30:59,133 我这个手机开播 535 00:30:59,133 --> 00:30:59,633 我有一个 536 00:30:59,633 --> 00:31:03,200 按钮就是可以开语音连麦 537 00:31:05,033 --> 00:31:07,700 我一看到语音连麦我就想到之前 538 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:09,733 此时开电台 539 00:31:10,933 --> 00:31:13,000 大混子安慰小混子 540 00:31:14,300 --> 00:31:19,066 我他妈太缺德了哈哈哈 541 00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:23,433 啊 542 00:31:24,233 --> 00:31:26,533 不行了，太搞笑了 543 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:36,466 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 544 00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:39,866 ah 545 00:31:43,300 --> 00:31:44,400 没事，不用投降 546 00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:46,733 主播之前已经直播笑过了 547 00:31:47,066 --> 00:31:48,933 还被切出去切成切片了 548 00:31:49,233 --> 00:31:50,633 算了 549 00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:52,400 没事的，阿 550 00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:55,666 紫宝不会因为这种玩笑话跟我生气的 551 00:31:55,933 --> 00:31:56,733 没关系 552 00:31:59,233 --> 00:32:00,033 uh 553 00:32:04,833 --> 00:32:05,233 哎 554 00:32:05,233 --> 00:32:08,666 没事的没事的没事的 555 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,033 直播就是给人带来欢乐的 556 00:32:15,300 --> 00:32:16,300 没事的没事的 557 00:32:16,300 --> 00:32:19,233 没事的没事的 558 00:32:24,866 --> 00:32:26,433 哈哈 559 00:32:26,733 --> 00:32:28,233 这不是小黑子吗 560 00:32:29,233 --> 00:32:31,033 呃你要这么说的话 561 00:32:31,033 --> 00:32:32,500 我应该是很纯良的吧 562 00:32:41,300 --> 00:32:43,233 我觉得我应该是很纯良的 563 00:32:43,233 --> 00:32:44,500 小孩子了 564 00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:50,900 我还不扯掉吗 565 00:33:04,533 --> 00:33:06,400 嘿嘿白痴 566 00:33:08,466 --> 00:33:09,666 白痴好了 567 00:33:19,300 --> 00:33:21,733 一旦白痴这个人设立住了 568 00:33:21,733 --> 00:33:24,333 谁会跟我生气跟我急眼呢 569 00:33:24,333 --> 00:33:26,533 大家只会说他都是个白痴了 570 00:33:26,533 --> 00:33:28,800 就别跟他一般人计较了 571 00:33:42,666 --> 00:33:44,400 那我是小惠子吧 572 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:47,666 好吧，因为我觉得我没有那么的 573 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,533 因为我觉得我没有那么的纯良 574 00:33:49,533 --> 00:33:51,933 我有的时候很缺德 575 00:33:51,933 --> 00:33:53,866 看子宝有些视频我就想笑 576 00:33:53,866 --> 00:33:55,133 看他哭我就想笑 577 00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:59,733 介于纯良和黑子之间的小灰子吧 578 00:33:59,733 --> 00:34:03,200 哈哈哈哈 579 00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:04,133 可以吗 580 00:34:08,233 --> 00:34:10,600 嘿嘿嘿 581 00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:11,800 太搞笑了 582 00:34:19,466 --> 00:34:20,500 小串子 583 00:34:22,633 --> 00:34:23,700 小珠子 584 00:34:26,266 --> 00:34:27,666 有小灰猪吗 585 00:34:27,933 --> 00:34:29,200 应该是有的吧 586 00:34:35,666 --> 00:34:36,333 应该有的 587 00:34:36,333 --> 00:34:38,066 就是反复横跳 588 00:34:38,300 --> 00:34:39,800 一会对主播很入脑 589 00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:43,833 一会又又又又又又想串主播 590 00:34:44,700 --> 00:34:46,533 这种小灰猪应该也挺多的 591 00:34:49,933 --> 00:34:50,733 不赖 592 00:34:51,333 --> 00:34:51,933 纯良小猪 593 00:34:51,933 --> 00:34:53,033 扣一我看看 594 00:34:53,633 --> 00:34:54,500 查成分 595 00:34:55,700 --> 00:34:56,600 纯良小猪 596 00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:58,800 来扣个一我看看 597 00:35:02,900 --> 00:35:04,866 嗯，很好 598 00:35:05,666 --> 00:35:08,033 呃 121 599 00:35:08,033 --> 00:35:08,833 什么意思 600 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,500 小灰猪，扣个2我看看来 601 00:35:14,233 --> 00:35:16,100 小灰猪，扣个2来我看看 602 00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:21,833 OK，很好 603 00:35:22,500 --> 00:35:24,466 也不是不能接受吧，能理解 604 00:35:29,066 --> 00:35:30,033 嗯 605 00:35:30,733 --> 00:35:31,533 好了 606 00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:33,300 直播间没有别的 607 00:35:33,300 --> 00:35:34,700 成分了，不用统计了 608 00:35:43,833 --> 00:35:44,633 hmm 609 00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:47,433 小烧猪 610 00:35:48,866 --> 00:35:51,066 小烧猪吗 611 00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:53,700 小烧猪会被吃掉哦 612 00:35:53,700 --> 00:35:54,800 不要太烧了 613 00:35:58,666 --> 00:36:02,333 哈 00吗 614 00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:03,900 小烧猪吗 615 00:36:05,066 --> 00:36:05,900 哈 616 00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:08,933 小黑猪没有小黑猪啊 617 00:36:08,933 --> 00:36:10,800 没有直播间没有小黑猪 618 00:36:14,733 --> 00:36:15,266 哈哈 619 00:36:15,266 --> 00:36:17,500 小烧猪扣个妈妈我看看 620 00:36:17,633 --> 00:36:20,333 我受不了了哇 621 00:36:20,333 --> 00:36:22,400 学弟能别在直播间 622 00:36:23,033 --> 00:36:25,666 再再再宣扬你们妈妈那一套了 623 00:36:25,666 --> 00:36:26,600 行吗 624 00:36:27,333 --> 00:36:29,733 你把主播的话都说完了 625 00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:34,466 嘿嘿嘿 626 00:36:39,300 --> 00:36:40,400 宠物小猪 627 00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:42,533 没事，宠物小猪就是纯良小猪 628 00:36:48,066 --> 00:36:48,866 hmm hmm 629 00:37:10,133 --> 00:37:12,000 谢小六犯困的灯牌 630 00:37:31,333 --> 00:37:32,533 小可爱有什么错 631 00:37:32,533 --> 00:37:35,066 七宝是可以做我妈妈的女人啊 632 00:37:35,233 --> 00:37:36,100 事先声明 633 00:37:36,100 --> 00:37:37,066 我不玩瓦 634 00:37:39,266 --> 00:37:42,600 呃你不玩瓦的话 635 00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:44,700 你为什么会说出这么逆天的话呢 636 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:46,300 呃我思考一下 637 00:37:47,633 --> 00:37:51,466 呃是不是因为你是洋歌星 638 00:38:02,833 --> 00:38:05,066 看高达看的？嗯 639 00:38:06,266 --> 00:38:07,533 嗯 640 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:10,066 是高达的问题吗 641 00:38:10,066 --> 00:38:11,300 是我的问题吗 642 00:38:15,266 --> 00:38:17,533 是是是多阿姨的问题吧 643 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,000 Dora的问题 644 00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,800 没事这个不用投降 645 00:38:30,233 --> 00:38:32,500 唐帅吗？谁能对着 646 00:38:32,533 --> 00:38:33,400 对着对着 647 00:38:33,666 --> 00:38:34,433 谁能够对着 648 00:38:34,433 --> 00:38:36,933 唐帅说得出妈妈这两个字 649 00:38:39,300 --> 00:38:40,400 不行的吧 650 00:38:43,233 --> 00:38:44,500 没有那个气质啊 651 00:38:44,866 --> 00:38:46,000 但是段那里有 652 00:38:49,433 --> 00:38:50,233 you觉得呢 653 00:39:03,133 --> 00:39:05,400 唐帅迷糊笨蛋奶妈 654 00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:08,700 真的可以b迷糊笨蛋妈妈吗 655 00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:12,000 hey 656 00:39:14,100 --> 00:39:15,700 这对吗？这合适吗 657 00:39:16,933 --> 00:39:20,733 呃呃呃 658 00:39:40,833 --> 00:39:43,900 好想好想让人看看小丽 659 00:39:43,900 --> 00:39:45,200 喊我老公啊 660 00:39:46,433 --> 00:39:47,633 她冷暴力我 661 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,500 大哥的消息轰炸一下 662 00:40:08,466 --> 00:40:12,633 哎，压抑了压抑了 663 00:40:19,633 --> 00:40:22,600 我承认我有点压抑了 664 00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,833 被全方位的冷暴力了 665 00:40:38,466 --> 00:40:39,700 QQ QQ不回 666 00:40:39,700 --> 00:40:40,933 微信微信不回 667 00:40:41,266 --> 00:40:43,233 算了，忙着直播呢 668 00:40:44,666 --> 00:40:46,200 算了，他忙着直播的 669 00:40:46,666 --> 00:40:48,733 不要打扰人家了 670 00:40:49,700 --> 00:40:51,433 说了不要打扰人家了 671 00:40:59,100 --> 00:41:01,266 hahaha 672 00:41:03,500 --> 00:41:06,100 呃萌萌你好啊 673 00:41:06,300 --> 00:41:08,266 萌你好，应该要萌的 674 00:41:08,900 --> 00:41:09,000 萌 675 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,033 萌是对的 676 00:41:10,033 --> 00:41:10,700 萌是对的 677 00:41:10,700 --> 00:41:11,633 不萌是不对的 678 00:41:11,633 --> 00:41:12,433 哈哈 679 00:41:13,233 --> 00:41:14,633 我不是我不是唐老鸭 680 00:41:14,633 --> 00:41:15,800 我是丑，面龟 681 00:41:18,466 --> 00:41:20,066 大家好，我是双面龟 682 00:41:20,133 --> 00:41:21,833 能给我点个汉堡吃吗 683 00:41:25,466 --> 00:41:27,600 大家好，我是我是Gucci 684 00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:32,400 有没有瘦的宝宝 685 00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:33,933 可以给我点个OPPO支啊 686 00:41:36,900 --> 00:41:39,033 哇现在这个双面龟 687 00:41:39,033 --> 00:41:43,000 这个这个神仙这是新手捏来呀 688 00:41:45,533 --> 00:41:48,600 哈 689 00:41:51,100 --> 00:41:53,700 哈哈哈哈哈 690 00:41:55,100 --> 00:41:55,900 哈 691 00:41:56,266 --> 00:41:57,833 BYD令想给我 692 00:41:58,066 --> 00:42:00,500 BYD令想的都掉到我的脖子上吗 693 00:42:00,500 --> 00:42:01,300 没关系啊 694 00:42:01,300 --> 00:42:02,600 他可以一起喊我老公 695 00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:03,400 啊 696 00:42:03,633 --> 00:42:06,066 这样吗？就是就是 697 00:42:06,066 --> 00:42:09,600 刚刚小丽给我点给我点汉堡汉堡吃 698 00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:12,033 然后BYD令就给我点可乐喝 699 00:42:12,900 --> 00:42:15,466 我们可以组成一个很幸福的家庭哦 700 00:42:16,233 --> 00:42:17,033 不是不 701 00:42:19,300 --> 00:42:20,866 这个是这个神仙叫什么 702 00:42:20,866 --> 00:42:22,233 叫双面鬼啊 703 00:42:22,233 --> 00:42:25,500 哈哈哈哈 704 00:42:25,500 --> 00:42:26,866 我在网上学的 705 00:42:27,500 --> 00:42:28,333 牛不牛 706 00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:33,133 我跟你组成一个幸福的家庭哦 707 00:42:34,233 --> 00:42:40,666 哈哈哈哈哈哈 708 00:42:40,666 --> 00:42:46,833 对呀铲屎猪看哈哈哈哈 709 00:42:49,100 --> 00:42:50,400 笑死了 710 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,933 什么直播间头上头像上面带PK 711 00:43:10,933 --> 00:43:11,833 为什么 712 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:13,700 什么意思啊 713 00:43:13,700 --> 00:43:16,933 什么什么头像什么PK 714 00:43:19,900 --> 00:43:21,800 我看看我直播间怎么了 715 00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:22,000 哎 716 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,866 为什么我上面头像上面为什么有PK啊 717 00:43:26,233 --> 00:43:27,333 什么意思啊 718 00:43:28,833 --> 00:43:29,233 为什么 719 00:43:29,233 --> 00:43:30,733 这个头像框好丑啊 720 00:43:32,033 --> 00:43:33,200 好丑啊 721 00:43:33,633 --> 00:43:36,133 而且我是青铜段位丑死了 722 00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:38,800 给我滚啊 723 00:43:44,300 --> 00:43:46,633 我操给我滚啊好丑啊 724 00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:50,433 PK也只能是青铜吗 725 00:43:53,333 --> 00:43:58,666 啊啊哈哈哈 726 00:44:01,533 --> 00:44:05,433 哈哈哈哈 727 00:44:05,433 --> 00:44:06,233 哎 728 00:44:08,100 --> 00:44:09,266 心碎了 729 00:44:18,733 --> 00:44:21,733 心碎了 730 00:44:23,100 --> 00:44:24,400 唉 731 00:44:31,433 --> 00:44:32,233 哼 732 00:44:32,900 --> 00:44:34,633 上一次看到青铜这个段位 733 00:44:34,633 --> 00:44:36,200 还是我们塔神 734 00:44:37,100 --> 00:44:38,500 塔神塔神打 735 00:44:38,500 --> 00:44:39,633 我定了个青铜 736 00:44:42,900 --> 00:44:45,500 主播已经很久没有是青铜了望周知 737 00:44:47,700 --> 00:44:50,333 谢谢你阿b这下给我盯上青铜了 738 00:44:50,333 --> 00:44:53,900 我和我的好姐妹处于同一起跑线了 739 00:44:53,900 --> 00:44:54,700 是吗 740 00:44:58,200 --> 00:44:59,100 一天是青铜 741 00:44:59,100 --> 00:45:00,433 一辈子都是青铜 742 00:45:01,733 --> 00:45:02,733 好残酷 743 00:45:04,100 --> 00:45:05,033 想哭了 744 00:45:07,066 --> 00:45:09,333 好想哭好想哭 745 00:45:09,333 --> 00:45:11,400 但是却哭不出来 746 00:45:17,033 --> 00:45:17,800 嗯 747 00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:18,700 怎么又卡了 748 00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:20,433 怎么老说卡 749 00:45:25,533 --> 00:45:27,333 从夜深，人静 750 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:31,900 嗯嗯嗯 751 00:45:49,466 --> 00:45:52,466 想我去CS吧 752 00:45:52,466 --> 00:45:54,300 哎CS的评级我也不懂哎 753 00:45:54,300 --> 00:45:55,933 CSGO的评级是怎么样的 754 00:45:56,233 --> 00:45:58,866 为什么是a b s啊 755 00:45:58,866 --> 00:46:00,433 最低级的是什么 756 00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:02,600 最低级的是什么 757 00:46:03,866 --> 00:46:09,333 a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z 758 00:46:09,466 --> 00:46:10,933 最低的是z吗 759 00:46:12,066 --> 00:46:12,333 什么 760 00:46:12,333 --> 00:46:13,800 只有d吗 761 00:46:14,100 --> 00:46:15,433 只有d吗 762 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:17,900 我以为会分到z呀 763 00:46:19,900 --> 00:46:21,100 只有d吗 764 00:46:22,633 --> 00:46:23,833 好失望啊 765 00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:26,533 分的有点太少了吧 766 00:46:27,700 --> 00:46:29,933 哈哈哈 767 00:46:33,133 --> 00:46:38,500 a b c d最高级的是s是吗？OK 768 00:46:39,900 --> 00:46:41,000 那塔神是什么 769 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:42,300 塔神好像是b 770 00:46:43,933 --> 00:46:45,533 好像是足足有b 771 00:46:49,900 --> 00:46:51,133 哥哥自动切片有了吗 772 00:46:51,133 --> 00:46:52,000 不知道啊 773 00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:52,733 什么自动切片 774 00:46:52,733 --> 00:46:55,466 你是说刚才小人才喊我老公吗 775 00:46:55,500 --> 00:46:57,400 我不知道切没切出来我看看 776 00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:04,900 哈哈哈哈哈哈 777 00:47:04,900 --> 00:47:06,533 这是段位不是size 778 00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:08,400 哦我还以为我去了 779 00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:11,500 我直接变成a级大能呢 780 00:47:14,933 --> 00:47:16,400 没人给我切个滋用啊 781 00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:18,700 为什么林子给我切个 782 00:47:20,100 --> 00:47:20,700 点，上菜了 783 00:47:20,700 --> 00:47:22,433 想要烧烤，那咋了 784 00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:25,333 大家难道不想听吗 785 00:47:25,333 --> 00:47:26,733 难道小小烧烤说自用 786 00:47:26,733 --> 00:47:27,833 就真的只有小小烧烤 787 00:47:27,833 --> 00:47:29,033 自己一个人能听吗 788 00:47:29,233 --> 00:47:30,866 小彩喊老公多少人想听 789 00:47:31,033 --> 00:47:32,266 切必须切 790 00:47:43,466 --> 00:47:44,933 啊！你没录 791 00:47:45,066 --> 00:47:48,033 没事我有录播回放的 792 00:47:52,400 --> 00:47:54,100 没事没事 793 00:47:55,633 --> 00:47:57,133 没事没事 794 00:47:58,066 --> 00:48:00,300 bye看China 795 00:48:01,266 --> 00:48:03,733 呵呵呵看China 796 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:07,933 吐司明天 797 00:48:07,933 --> 00:48:09,700 他说拉黑你们啊 798 00:48:09,700 --> 00:48:10,533 这样的吗 799 00:48:11,933 --> 00:48:13,266 没事没事 800 00:48:13,266 --> 00:48:15,000 小人才就说说罢了 801 00:48:15,300 --> 00:48:16,833 怎么可能真的拉黑呀 802 00:48:19,700 --> 00:48:22,033 再说了你说你是小山猪不就行了吗 803 00:48:32,633 --> 00:48:35,233 听主播串同事和朋友好开心啊 804 00:48:35,233 --> 00:48:37,033 以后多串串OK啊 805 00:48:41,633 --> 00:48:43,300 穿吗？我讲实话的 806 00:48:43,300 --> 00:48:45,000 我从来都实，话实说 807 00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:51,900 哈哈哈哈哈 808 00:48:56,833 --> 00:49:00,833 躺着好无聊拍拍肚皮好悠闲 809 00:49:00,833 --> 00:49:02,000 哎呦我操 810 00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,833 躺在床上直播这跟放假一样 811 00:49:05,100 --> 00:49:06,333 有没有懂的 812 00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:11,066 感觉好悠闲啊还跟朋友打电话呢 813 00:49:13,033 --> 00:49:15,266 虽然我的朋友不会说话只能打字 814 00:49:18,100 --> 00:49:20,833 好悠闲啊好悠闲啊好爽啊 815 00:49:20,833 --> 00:49:24,200 躺在自己的床上好爽呀谁懂 816 00:49:25,500 --> 00:49:26,466 懂的扣一 817 00:49:45,133 --> 00:49:46,433 我住的新房子 818 00:49:46,433 --> 00:49:48,333 是串串房吗，不是 819 00:49:49,733 --> 00:49:50,866 串串房是什么 820 00:49:50,866 --> 00:49:52,400 是那种呃 821 00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:55,666 就是一个屋子然后隔成很多个小单间 822 00:49:55,666 --> 00:49:56,466 这样吗 823 00:49:58,733 --> 00:50:00,800 我的不是我开了连麦吗 824 00:50:01,466 --> 00:50:03,600 我开了连麦了你们又不敢说话 825 00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:06,666 哎呦他们在萤火虫连麦1V1 826 00:50:06,666 --> 00:50:08,300 我们在直播间连麦1V1 827 00:50:08,300 --> 00:50:09,533 算了不行 828 00:50:09,533 --> 00:50:11,466 我怕你们连麦说出很恐怖的话来 829 00:50:11,466 --> 00:50:12,833 我招架不住 830 00:50:15,033 --> 00:50:15,833 sorry 831 00:50:19,066 --> 00:50:21,233 没事的哑巴朋友也很好 832 00:50:29,500 --> 00:50:32,433 串串房是新装修的味道大甲醛超 833 00:50:32,433 --> 00:50:34,066 应该不是吧我这个 834 00:50:42,100 --> 00:50:43,000 我的房 835 00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:45,500 我的现在住的这个屋子就是没怎么 836 00:50:45,500 --> 00:50:49,533 没什么没什么装修 837 00:50:51,500 --> 00:50:53,033 非常的简陋 838 00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,333 然后装修也就是 839 00:50:56,500 --> 00:50:58,333 就是那种最基本的装修 840 00:50:58,333 --> 00:51:01,133 而且装修了有一段时间了 841 00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:08,300 没事的 842 00:51:12,433 --> 00:51:12,800 对啊 843 00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:15,033 要是有甲醛的话我估计我现在已经 844 00:51:15,033 --> 00:51:16,900 就是哎 845 00:51:16,900 --> 00:51:18,133 不是说有甲醛了 846 00:51:18,133 --> 00:51:22,866 就是那天我看小智说他住了个甲醛房 847 00:51:22,866 --> 00:51:25,033 然后每天都像是感冒了一样 848 00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:29,266 流鼻涕昏然后昏昏沉沉的没精神 849 00:51:31,300 --> 00:51:32,266 真吓人 850 00:51:33,133 --> 00:51:34,066 贼吓人 851 00:51:44,133 --> 00:51:45,533 难道这几面大白墙 852 00:51:45,533 --> 00:51:48,400 对啊我现在的是的家就是差不多 853 00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:49,700 就是只有大白墙 854 00:51:50,633 --> 00:51:53,133 就是就是只有最基础的那种东西 855 00:51:53,733 --> 00:51:55,333 我当时找房子找的就是 856 00:51:56,100 --> 00:51:58,233 然后呢我打算买几个收纳柜 857 00:51:58,233 --> 00:52:00,400 然后把我自己的东西给他收进去 858 00:52:00,666 --> 00:52:02,233 这样的话顺便 859 00:52:02,533 --> 00:52:05,233 顺便这个还能再收拾收拾 860 00:52:05,233 --> 00:52:06,666 看看有什么东西不要的 861 00:52:06,666 --> 00:52:07,700 丢了完 862 00:52:07,700 --> 00:52:10,300 了呢，嗯呐 863 00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:11,633 这样到时候以后搬家的时候 864 00:52:11,633 --> 00:52:12,666 也比较方便 865 00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:15,733 就直接就是推着柜子就走了 866 00:52:16,633 --> 00:52:17,266 你们觉得怎么样 867 00:52:17,266 --> 00:52:18,200 是不是很聪明 868 00:52:29,700 --> 00:52:31,333 小林子super强 869 00:52:31,333 --> 00:52:32,833 谢谢哥带我们财神玩 870 00:52:32,833 --> 00:52:35,100 下次有机会还找财神打PK 871 00:52:35,233 --> 00:52:37,700 OK啊OK啊OK啊 872 00:52:37,700 --> 00:52:38,533 那不OK的 873 00:52:38,533 --> 00:52:41,833 不是不是我找彩神玩 874 00:52:42,033 --> 00:52:43,233 还还用谢吗 875 00:52:43,233 --> 00:52:44,300 不用谢啊 876 00:52:44,300 --> 00:52:45,133 这有啥可谢的 877 00:52:45,133 --> 00:52:46,033 不都朋友吗 878 00:52:46,033 --> 00:52:47,733 不都都哥们 879 00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:49,866 都哥们 880 00:52:59,700 --> 00:53:02,066 嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟 881 00:53:02,533 --> 00:53:04,233 不应该尽量少买点东西吗 882 00:53:04,233 --> 00:53:06,000 我现在没有要买东西啊 883 00:53:06,233 --> 00:53:08,000 我现在就是要买点柜子 884 00:53:08,000 --> 00:53:10,433 然后把已经买了的东西收起来 885 00:53:13,133 --> 00:53:15,733 收纳收纳一下 886 00:53:17,666 --> 00:53:18,833 哦对我现在是她老公 887 00:53:18,833 --> 00:53:19,633 对对对 888 00:53:19,833 --> 00:53:24,200 哎都老公老公老公老婆的关系了 889 00:53:24,933 --> 00:53:26,633 别说那种见外的话 890 00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:32,400 对对对对对差点忘了 891 00:53:37,533 --> 00:53:39,200 我打算买几个柜子 892 00:53:39,266 --> 00:53:42,700 一个是放客厅的一个是放卫生间的 893 00:53:43,500 --> 00:53:44,633 卫生间 894 00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:46,600 嗯 895 00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:51,133 打算买一个那种小的推车一样的 896 00:53:51,533 --> 00:53:54,000 然后可以放一下什么浴巾啊 897 00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:56,133 吹风机啊衣服啊什么的 898 00:53:56,633 --> 00:53:57,700 然后呢 899 00:53:57,933 --> 00:54:01,033 嗯还有电脑房也要再买个柜子 900 00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:03,900 可以把我的什么手柄啊 901 00:54:03,900 --> 00:54:05,233 不用的键盘 902 00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:07,533 暂时不用的键盘什么的收起来 903 00:54:07,533 --> 00:54:08,333 这样子 904 00:54:08,533 --> 00:54:09,333 嗯 905 00:54:09,433 --> 00:54:10,300 买三个 906 00:54:14,633 --> 00:54:16,400 要不买点纸箱装吧 907 00:54:16,400 --> 00:54:17,900 到时候走的时候也方便 908 00:54:18,533 --> 00:54:21,100 超我 909 00:54:21,233 --> 00:54:23,833 我之前就是这么干的但是呢 910 00:54:23,833 --> 00:54:26,133 感觉自己过得非常像流浪汉 911 00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:29,800 而且很而且有维修师傅进我家的时候 912 00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:32,233 他就会说他就会觉得我 913 00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:36,200 他就会觉得我很可怜我操 914 00:54:37,100 --> 00:54:41,800 啊哈哈哈哈 915 00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:44,666 过的像流浪汉你知道吗 916 00:54:45,333 --> 00:54:47,300 我之前就这样你忘了吗 917 00:54:47,300 --> 00:54:48,266 我之前就这样 918 00:54:48,266 --> 00:54:51,200 我之前就买那种沉香的泡面 919 00:54:51,533 --> 00:54:52,733 放在客厅里 920 00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:53,433 然后呢 921 00:54:53,433 --> 00:54:55,200 还有空的纸箱我里面就会放一 922 00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:56,466 些我自己的东西 923 00:54:56,466 --> 00:54:59,500 然后地上就好多纸箱 924 00:55:00,300 --> 00:55:03,700 完了师傅进来了之后就说 925 00:55:04,233 --> 00:55:06,833 看着也挺不容易的操 926 00:55:06,833 --> 00:55:16,433 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 927 00:55:16,466 --> 00:55:19,433 但是有一点好就是有一点好 928 00:55:19,433 --> 00:55:22,433 就是因为真的看起来很很寒酸 929 00:55:22,433 --> 00:55:24,600 应该师傅就不会坑我了 930 00:55:25,933 --> 00:55:33,500 哈哈哈哈哈哈 931 00:55:34,933 --> 00:55:44,100 哈哈哈哈哈哈哎呀 932 00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:47,433 太搞笑了 933 00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:51,800 之前我收藏了一堆那种视频 934 00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:57,266 就是生活中的一些简易的 935 00:55:57,266 --> 00:55:58,100 哎怎么说呢 936 00:55:58,300 --> 00:56:01,133 哎有点那种废品回回收 937 00:56:01,133 --> 00:56:03,300 再利用的那种感觉的那种小视频 938 00:56:03,333 --> 00:56:05,066 比如说什么奶茶袋 939 00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:06,733 然后呢把它挂在床头 940 00:56:06,733 --> 00:56:10,633 就可以当成是什么纸纸抽盒啊 941 00:56:10,633 --> 00:56:12,733 抽纸抽抽纸的那个盒 942 00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:13,833 我就可以把它倒掉 943 00:56:13,833 --> 00:56:15,400 人就就就就可以 944 00:56:15,666 --> 00:56:18,033 什么在底下开个孔就可以抽纸了 945 00:56:18,433 --> 00:56:19,700 哈哈什么 946 00:56:19,800 --> 00:56:21,433 反正就是看了一大堆这种有的没的 947 00:56:21,433 --> 00:56:23,333 我全收收藏起来了 948 00:56:23,333 --> 00:56:29,066 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 949 00:56:29,066 --> 00:56:31,133 然后看到我我我我 950 00:56:31,133 --> 00:56:33,200 很长一段时间我都在收藏这种视频 951 00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:35,066 虽然我没有这么实施 952 00:56:35,100 --> 00:56:36,533 但是我觉得很牛逼 953 00:56:36,533 --> 00:56:38,266 完了呢后来看到一个评论 954 00:56:38,600 --> 00:56:42,133 个评论说本来每天上那个逼班就烦 955 00:56:43,133 --> 00:56:45,066 下班回家回到出租屋 956 00:56:45,066 --> 00:56:47,133 看到家里面一堆破烂 957 00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:50,100 哈哈哈心里面更烦了 958 00:56:50,700 --> 00:56:52,900 我说我说的 959 00:56:52,900 --> 00:56:54,000 我心里面就想 960 00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:55,866 哇塞说的好有道理 961 00:56:56,066 --> 00:56:58,666 然后我就默默的就收藏了 962 00:56:58,866 --> 00:57:05,233 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈啊 963 00:57:05,233 --> 00:57:06,233 太搞笑了 964 00:57:06,233 --> 00:57:08,200 像不像不像棒棒糖哈 965 00:57:09,833 --> 00:57:13,066 哈哈啊 966 00:57:15,633 --> 00:57:17,400 是这样的 967 00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:19,033 生活小妙招 968 00:57:23,666 --> 00:57:26,633 嗯？真有延迟吗 969 00:57:26,633 --> 00:57:28,333 感觉延迟好大呀 970 00:57:30,533 --> 00:57:33,266 是延迟大呢还是小猪打字慢呢 971 00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:34,733 可能是打字慢吧 972 00:57:34,733 --> 00:57:37,300 猪蹄就比较不方便敲字 973 00:57:40,233 --> 00:57:41,433 中午好！中午好 974 00:57:43,900 --> 00:57:46,666 谢夜夜，决心破例的纸飞机 975 00:57:47,533 --> 00:57:49,700 对啊我就是打算买点置物架 976 00:57:49,700 --> 00:57:51,666 我不要过破破 977 00:57:51,666 --> 00:57:52,833 烂烂的生活 978 00:57:52,833 --> 00:57:53,633 不是 979 00:57:53,833 --> 00:57:57,000 就是主要置物架这个东西确实有用 980 00:57:59,233 --> 00:58:00,533 他确实是有用的 981 00:58:00,900 --> 00:58:01,800 实用的 982 00:58:02,466 --> 00:58:04,266 所以要攒点 983 00:58:12,300 --> 00:58:13,833 不能再全拿纸箱装了 984 00:58:13,833 --> 00:58:15,133 太破烂了 985 00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:18,633 破烂的人生 986 00:58:24,266 --> 00:58:26,700 手被牙签扎了个洞 987 00:58:27,300 --> 00:58:29,533 呃我操，这么吓人 988 00:58:29,533 --> 00:58:30,633 小心点吧 989 00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:33,866 1+1=3呢啊 990 00:58:33,866 --> 00:58:35,433 不是1+1+1+2=3 991 00:58:35,433 --> 00:58:36,433 我操，说错了 992 00:58:37,133 --> 00:58:39,800 我看着弹幕说1+2等于多少 993 00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:40,633 我不知道为什么 994 00:58:40,633 --> 00:58:43,533 我的嘴巴里面就输出成了1+1=3 995 00:58:43,866 --> 00:58:45,600 我主播不是智障来的 996 00:58:46,400 --> 00:58:48,933 主播不是真的白痴来的OK吗 997 00:59:05,066 --> 00:59:05,866 hey 998 00:59:11,100 --> 00:59:11,900 ha 999 00:59:14,900 --> 00:59:16,633 哎心酸 1000 00:59:18,866 --> 00:59:19,666 哎 1001 00:59:33,100 --> 00:59:37,266 嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟 1002 00:59:42,666 --> 00:59:44,666 延迟50秒吗 1003 00:59:46,266 --> 00:59:47,600 真的假的 1004 00:59:49,533 --> 00:59:53,100 呃呃我打算睡回笼觉了 1005 00:59:53,100 --> 00:59:55,633 要不睡回笼觉之前找个小猪 1006 00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:57,666 随机抽取一个幸运小猪 1007 00:59:57,666 --> 00:59:58,900 连麦一下看看 1008 01:00:01,866 --> 01:00:02,700 uh等一下 1009 01:00:06,300 --> 01:00:08,066 设置一个连麦条件 1010 01:00:09,400 --> 01:00:10,666 要不抽那个舰长吧 1011 01:00:10,666 --> 01:00:12,033 感觉舰长纯良一点 1012 01:00:13,266 --> 01:00:15,133 设置连麦要求大航海 1013 01:00:18,133 --> 01:00:19,466 有没有纯良小猪 1014 01:00:19,466 --> 01:00:22,066 抽随机抽取一个纯良小猪，跟我 1015 01:00:24,233 --> 01:00:26,133 浅聊个十几秒吧 1016 01:00:44,466 --> 01:00:46,033 店长不纯良吗 1017 01:00:46,833 --> 01:00:52,200 愿意给我花138的人不能是串子吧 1018 01:00:58,000 --> 01:00:59,933 那会不会成本有点太高了 1019 01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:04,533 对啊，让你给我花168的 1020 01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:08,066 小猪不会 1021 01:01:09,233 --> 01:01:10,033 哎 1022 01:01:12,466 --> 01:01:14,066 能不能只抽奖不连麦 1023 01:01:14,066 --> 01:01:15,333 只想享受抽奖 1024 01:01:18,300 --> 01:01:19,100 ha ha 1025 01:01:24,933 --> 01:01:25,833 day小时刻 1026 01:01:32,100 --> 01:01:34,666 我没有办法发天旋时刻哎，怎么办 1027 01:01:36,333 --> 01:01:37,133 这怎么办 1028 01:01:39,466 --> 01:01:42,800 主播的天选时刻功能好像又被bug了 1029 01:01:47,933 --> 01:01:48,733 哼 1030 01:01:49,400 --> 01:01:50,866 阿b你想咋地啊 1031 01:02:02,133 --> 01:02:04,600 谢我KLD的智慧姐 1032 01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:20,000 串子不分高低见长 1033 01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:21,033 纯良指数堪忧 1034 01:02:21,033 --> 01:02:23,233 你少在这里带节奏 1035 01:02:27,200 --> 01:02:29,600 我们我们小山竹就是很纯良的 1036 01:02:29,600 --> 01:02:31,833 为什么没有人申请跟我连麦啊 1037 01:02:32,633 --> 01:02:34,400 刚才我还看有两个呢 1038 01:02:35,100 --> 01:02:37,033 怎么全都怂了 1039 01:02:38,466 --> 01:02:39,233 呵 1040 01:02:39,233 --> 01:02:43,266 好，好好主播不敢开连麦 1041 01:02:43,266 --> 01:02:45,800 是是怕有串子他 1042 01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:47,466 然后不敢开 1043 01:02:47,466 --> 01:02:48,333 就是害怕 1044 01:02:48,333 --> 01:02:50,933 结果小山猪根本就不敢生气 1045 01:02:53,066 --> 01:02:54,300 哎有个人生气了 1046 01:02:56,900 --> 01:02:58,100 喂喂喂 1047 01:03:01,133 --> 01:03:03,933 喂！哇塞 1048 01:03:05,500 --> 01:03:07,333 你好你好你好想起我 1049 01:03:07,800 --> 01:03:09,300 你好你好你好 1050 01:03:10,433 --> 01:03:13,633 帮我卸一下素颜霜啊 1051 01:03:14,333 --> 01:03:18,866 谢谢，陈林秀妍的super CHAT考队无敌 1052 01:03:19,033 --> 01:03:21,033 对对对！谢谢陈林秀妍 1053 01:03:21,033 --> 01:03:22,400 谢谢宝宝 1054 01:03:22,633 --> 01:03:23,733 早早早 1055 01:03:24,800 --> 01:03:26,433 谢谢宝宝早早早 1056 01:03:27,500 --> 01:03:29,600 谁让你学我说话了 1057 01:03:29,666 --> 01:03:33,000 哈哈你不是让我卸super叉吗 1058 01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:34,033 那我就卸了 1059 01:03:41,233 --> 01:03:43,466 好了，我已经掌握直播的技巧了 1060 01:03:43,466 --> 01:03:44,400 我来代播吧 1061 01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:45,400 主播睡觉了 1062 01:03:45,666 --> 01:03:47,666 呃不是呃 1063 01:03:48,266 --> 01:03:49,066 那个 1064 01:03:49,066 --> 01:03:53,100 你在TTT的直播间拱火全被我看到了 1065 01:03:53,433 --> 01:03:55,266 我没有攻火 1066 01:03:55,266 --> 01:03:58,033 我完全没有攻火冤枉 1067 01:03:59,800 --> 01:04:03,733 我只是见一个爱一个罢了 1068 01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:11,666 哎纯良小猪 1069 01:04:12,133 --> 01:04:13,400 哈机器哈气了 1070 01:04:13,400 --> 01:04:14,433 没听着吗 1071 01:04:16,600 --> 01:04:19,100 uh对不起是我 1072 01:04:21,466 --> 01:04:22,666 见一个爱一个 1073 01:04:24,300 --> 01:04:25,100 太快了 1074 01:04:25,133 --> 01:04:27,833 那我是你见一个爱一个里面最爱的吗 1075 01:04:30,100 --> 01:04:32,066 可以是我 1076 01:04:32,066 --> 01:04:33,800 不要说这种模棱两可的话 1077 01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:35,300 你说是或者不是 1078 01:04:36,600 --> 01:04:38,733 呃是 1079 01:04:39,866 --> 01:04:40,666 okay 1080 01:04:41,400 --> 01:04:42,333 嘎了咪进来了吗 1081 01:04:42,333 --> 01:04:43,033 真的假的 1082 01:04:43,033 --> 01:04:44,600 暂时是真的 1083 01:04:45,433 --> 01:04:46,700 你下去吧你下去吧 1084 01:04:47,133 --> 01:04:48,500 啊好的好的 1085 01:04:48,500 --> 01:04:49,300 我懂了 1086 01:04:49,633 --> 01:04:51,900 我不是见一个爱一个里最爱的 1087 01:04:52,200 --> 01:04:53,200 我懂了我讨厌你 1088 01:04:53,200 --> 01:04:55,200 我都不是你见一个爱一个里面最爱的 1089 01:04:55,200 --> 01:04:55,933 你怎么能这样 1090 01:04:55,933 --> 01:04:58,000 你太过分了啊 1091 01:04:58,000 --> 01:04:59,900 我我都我都回答是了 1092 01:05:00,900 --> 01:05:02,100 好吧好吧 1093 01:05:02,233 --> 01:05:02,800 那我下了 1094 01:05:02,800 --> 01:05:06,400 不是啊，好好好是是是是是是是是是 1095 01:05:06,400 --> 01:05:09,400 嗯好好好好嗯 1096 01:05:15,833 --> 01:05:16,633 等一下 1097 01:05:17,333 --> 01:05:19,633 这个谢谢 1098 01:05:19,633 --> 01:05:21,833 哲伦的10个泡泡机哎 1099 01:05:21,833 --> 01:05:24,666 是想要刚刚那个有有的谢的吗 1100 01:05:25,200 --> 01:05:27,266 泡泡机泡泡机泡泡机 1101 01:05:34,100 --> 01:05:35,433 谢谢，sixteen的sixteen 1102 01:05:35,433 --> 01:05:37,500 妈妈妈妈妈妈宝宝宝宝宝宝 1103 01:05:37,500 --> 01:05:38,833 老公老公老公 1104 01:05:38,833 --> 01:05:40,033 嗯嗯 1105 01:05:40,266 --> 01:05:41,900 我是啥？我到底是啥 1106 01:05:45,033 --> 01:05:45,800 刚才咖喱蜜 1107 01:05:45,800 --> 01:05:46,333 进来了吗 1108 01:05:46,333 --> 01:05:47,833 咖喱蜜要和我连麦吗 1109 01:05:47,833 --> 01:05:49,200 咖喱蜜你能不能手机开播 1110 01:05:49,200 --> 01:05:50,433 我想PK一下 1111 01:05:51,333 --> 01:05:52,433 我想跟你PK一下 1112 01:05:52,433 --> 01:05:54,033 然后如果你输了的话 1113 01:05:54,033 --> 01:05:56,000 你就可以喊我老公了 1114 01:06:06,733 --> 01:06:07,033 不是 1115 01:06:07,033 --> 01:06:07,833 刚刚谁说的 1116 01:06:07,833 --> 01:06:11,133 刚刚弹幕说刚刚弹幕说 1117 01:06:11,133 --> 01:06:11,533 伽诶 1118 01:06:11,533 --> 01:06:12,266 伽罗蜜真在 1119 01:06:12,266 --> 01:06:15,266 伽罗蜜快点快点伽罗蜜快点快点 1120 01:06:15,266 --> 01:06:18,000 求你了呃 1121 01:06:19,666 --> 01:06:20,533 求你了 1122 01:06:26,033 --> 01:06:27,400 Gally跟我连麦吗？Gally 1123 01:06:38,533 --> 01:06:40,433 gally斌你可以申请连麦不？gally斌 1124 01:06:42,333 --> 01:06:44,033 谢谢啊， 0413的视频下 1125 01:06:44,033 --> 01:06:46,100 查询我关注主播的时间 1126 01:06:50,433 --> 01:06:52,666 查询关注主播的时间 1127 01:06:53,333 --> 01:06:54,833 呃我来看看啊 1128 01:06:55,033 --> 01:06:58,033 2021年4月22日不是你 1129 01:06:58,233 --> 01:06:59,033 呃 1130 01:06:59,666 --> 01:07:02,300 你你怎么中间还取关我了 1131 01:07:03,500 --> 01:07:04,700 你怎么中间还取关我了 1132 01:07:04,700 --> 01:07:06,100 被我发现了 1133 01:07:08,033 --> 01:07:08,833 嗯 1134 01:07:09,500 --> 01:07:10,900 哦不是中间取关我了 1135 01:07:10,900 --> 01:07:12,866 是给我上夜那天才关注我 1136 01:07:12,866 --> 01:07:13,700 哦没事了 1137 01:07:14,066 --> 01:07:16,800 呵呵呵呵呵看错了看错了 1138 01:07:22,233 --> 01:07:24,066 got me在撸屎 1139 01:07:27,900 --> 01:07:28,733 um um 1140 01:07:30,266 --> 01:07:31,066 um 1141 01:07:32,066 --> 01:07:32,866 um um um 1142 01:07:47,333 --> 01:07:49,466 你取关我好几次为什么 1143 01:07:51,100 --> 01:07:53,100 难道是为了吸引我的注意力吗 1144 01:07:57,600 --> 01:07:58,400 why 1145 01:08:02,533 --> 01:08:03,900 想被主播发现 1146 01:08:05,266 --> 01:08:05,866 哥看我的 1147 01:08:05,866 --> 01:08:06,800 你他妈神秘人 1148 01:08:06,800 --> 01:08:09,833 我怎么看我都不知道你是谁 1149 01:08:10,833 --> 01:08:12,600 能别隐身了吗 1150 01:08:17,433 --> 01:08:19,866 怎么还有申申请连麦的？连一下 1151 01:08:22,333 --> 01:08:23,133 喂 1152 01:08:27,033 --> 01:08:27,833 喂 1153 01:08:28,500 --> 01:08:29,300 哎呦我操 1154 01:08:29,666 --> 01:08:38,066 哈哈哈哈哈哈 1155 01:08:39,933 --> 01:08:41,500 说词啊 1156 01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:45,033 老公啊我操 1157 01:08:47,300 --> 01:08:50,133 哈哈哈 1158 01:08:50,133 --> 01:08:51,133 吓死我了 1159 01:08:51,133 --> 01:08:52,900 哎呀吓死我了吓死我了 1160 01:08:52,900 --> 01:08:53,466 吓死我了 1161 01:08:53,466 --> 01:08:54,000 吓死我了 1162 01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:54,433 吓死我了 1163 01:08:54,433 --> 01:08:56,700 吓死我了吓死我了 1164 01:08:57,733 --> 01:09:00,500 哎呀吓死我了吓死我了 1165 01:09:09,233 --> 01:09:10,500 梦想是睡饱 1166 01:09:10,500 --> 01:09:12,866 已经挂断了与你的连麦，哦 1167 01:09:14,533 --> 01:09:16,100 他挂了？那好吧 1168 01:09:24,266 --> 01:09:24,733 谢谢，s 1169 01:09:24,733 --> 01:09:26,000 平安的灯牌 1170 01:09:32,300 --> 01:09:33,100 喂 1171 01:09:33,800 --> 01:09:34,700 hello hello 1172 01:09:35,700 --> 01:09:39,500 呃给你30秒钟你要说什么 1173 01:09:40,433 --> 01:09:41,800 想听小猪的嚎叫吗 1174 01:09:41,800 --> 01:09:44,333 刚才手被扎到了 1175 01:09:44,533 --> 01:09:45,733 我准备消毒来着 1176 01:09:45,866 --> 01:09:47,233 哈哈哈 1177 01:09:47,333 --> 01:09:47,900 哎呦我去 1178 01:09:47,900 --> 01:09:48,700 你快处理吧 1179 01:09:48,700 --> 01:09:49,700 你别跟我连麦了 1180 01:09:49,700 --> 01:09:50,433 快去处理吧 1181 01:09:50,433 --> 01:09:51,400 太吓人了 1182 01:09:52,666 --> 01:09:54,033 有点疼说实话 1183 01:09:54,733 --> 01:09:56,533 天呐听着就很疼 1184 01:09:59,533 --> 01:10:00,100 bye bye bye bye 1185 01:10:00,100 --> 01:10:02,133 下了下了bye bye 1186 01:10:07,433 --> 01:10:08,233 the 1187 01:10:10,700 --> 01:10:12,266 我们小猪好冷的 1188 01:10:13,033 --> 01:10:14,033 哎太好了 1189 01:10:14,033 --> 01:10:14,933 前进了两名 1190 01:10:14,933 --> 01:10:16,200 不是我又播了一个小时 1191 01:10:16,200 --> 01:10:17,266 我本来想睡回笼觉的 1192 01:10:17,266 --> 01:10:18,866 怎么不小心又播了一个小时 1193 01:10:20,200 --> 01:10:21,200 为什么！为什么 1194 01:10:21,200 --> 01:10:23,433 没有人提醒主播要下播这件事情啊 1195 01:10:23,433 --> 01:10:24,733 主播又睡回笼觉 1196 01:10:32,466 --> 01:10:33,333 为什么没有人 1197 01:10:33,333 --> 01:10:34,900 DJ主播为什么 1198 01:10:41,700 --> 01:10:43,300 不是要播24个小时吗 1199 01:10:43,300 --> 01:10:45,266 不是说的是不是说的是 1200 01:10:45,266 --> 01:10:46,400 我说的不是前提 1201 01:10:46,400 --> 01:10:49,000 不是说说什么什么假期的时候 1202 01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:50,733 三倍工资吗 1203 01:10:52,200 --> 01:10:53,700 只给30秒还说冷淡 1204 01:10:53,700 --> 01:10:55,600 不是你快去消毒吧 1205 01:10:55,600 --> 01:10:57,433 不是那个不是那个的意思 1206 01:10:57,433 --> 01:10:58,866 不是赶你走的意思 1207 01:10:59,233 --> 01:11:00,600 是怕你那个啥 1208 01:11:00,600 --> 01:11:02,300 就是手受伤了 1209 01:11:02,300 --> 01:11:05,600 到时候有细菌感染了 1210 01:11:19,500 --> 01:11:21,100 姐妹PK什么意思 1211 01:11:22,133 --> 01:11:23,733 PK就有3倍工资 1212 01:11:24,466 --> 01:11:26,066 我马上打开一个PK 1213 01:11:28,600 --> 01:11:30,233 我懂我懂我懂我我懂 1214 01:11:30,233 --> 01:11:31,266 外面的直播看的多 1215 01:11:31,266 --> 01:11:32,700 我知道神秘人都是大哥 1216 01:11:32,700 --> 01:11:34,733 是不是要给我萌萌上票了是不是 1217 01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:41,933 我赌你一次 1218 01:11:54,833 --> 01:11:56,066 但是没有妹妹啊 1219 01:11:56,066 --> 01:11:57,066 但是我没有 1220 01:11:57,066 --> 01:11:59,100 没有妹妹可以跟我直播呀 1221 01:12:00,033 --> 01:12:02,700 嘎啦咪叫嘎啦咪抓嘎啦咪 1222 01:12:02,800 --> 01:12:05,433 让他手机直播跟我跟我PK一下 1223 01:12:41,100 --> 01:12:43,266 还在撸你快点吧 1224 01:12:43,266 --> 01:12:46,800 还在撸？嗯嗯嗯 1225 01:12:47,300 --> 01:12:49,200 青铜啊在这牛啥呢 1226 01:12:51,266 --> 01:12:53,600 主播只是没打排位 1227 01:12:53,733 --> 01:12:55,066 哎咪回我了 1228 01:12:55,266 --> 01:12:58,466 哎呀咪说他5分钟之后就来跟我PK 1229 01:12:58,933 --> 01:13:00,033 哎呦我去 1230 01:13:01,400 --> 01:13:02,433 哎呦我去 1231 01:13:03,433 --> 01:13:04,833 你别你别了 1232 01:13:04,833 --> 01:13:07,666 你别别打那个别打炉石了 1233 01:13:09,400 --> 01:13:10,600 快点速8吧 1234 01:13:11,100 --> 01:13:11,833 就是就是 1235 01:13:11,833 --> 01:13:14,133 快点吧炉石重要我重要 1236 01:13:17,066 --> 01:13:17,800 巫师重要我重要 1237 01:13:17,800 --> 01:13:18,600 我看看你 1238 01:13:19,400 --> 01:13:20,833 嗯 1239 01:13:21,500 --> 01:13:23,300 我操他好像有点糊 1240 01:13:23,300 --> 01:13:24,266 那你先玩吧 1241 01:13:24,866 --> 01:13:26,933 你怎么还在玩元素啊 1242 01:13:28,500 --> 01:13:29,333 怎么怎么 1243 01:13:29,333 --> 01:13:30,333 这个版本过去这 1244 01:13:30,333 --> 01:13:31,800 么久了怎么还是元素 1245 01:13:32,500 --> 01:13:34,400 那你那个元素你直接吃的那个毒 1246 01:13:34,400 --> 01:13:36,100 那不那不那不记了吗 1247 01:13:36,100 --> 01:13:37,300 你就养了一个 1248 01:13:38,533 --> 01:13:40,233 那个二二的元素是二二吗 1249 01:13:40,233 --> 01:13:41,066 有点记不清 1250 01:13:47,333 --> 01:13:48,900 主包不是 1251 01:13:49,600 --> 01:13:51,033 主包不是不是 1252 01:13:51,033 --> 01:13:52,500 菜不是只有青铜 1253 01:13:52,500 --> 01:13:54,900 主包是没打懂吗 1254 01:13:55,633 --> 01:13:58,233 谁嘲笑主播谁敢 1255 01:14:16,033 --> 01:14:17,733 哎谢谢Mr陈文强 1256 01:14:17,733 --> 01:14:18,433 你重要 1257 01:14:18,433 --> 01:14:21,233 但是等我把这把有点糊的元素打完 1258 01:14:21,233 --> 01:14:22,466 客户比心能好吗 1259 01:14:22,466 --> 01:14:23,733 能好吗？哎呀 1260 01:14:23,733 --> 01:14:26,833 都这么都这么吼我了 1261 01:14:26,833 --> 01:14:28,466 那我只能接受了呀 1262 01:14:28,466 --> 01:14:31,866 好吧那好吧呵呵呵 1263 01:14:31,866 --> 01:14:33,133 那你先打吧 1264 01:14:33,133 --> 01:14:34,866 打完了再找我吧 1265 01:14:34,866 --> 01:14:37,266 那好吧好吧 1266 01:14:37,266 --> 01:14:39,600 我会在这里等你的，好吧 1267 01:14:46,033 --> 01:14:47,433 谢谢冬夜的灯牌 1268 01:14:50,700 --> 01:14:55,033 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 1269 01:14:57,333 --> 01:14:59,033 哎要知足啊 1270 01:15:00,066 --> 01:15:01,600 人态度都这么好了 1271 01:15:03,500 --> 01:15:04,700 那顺坡下吧 1272 01:15:07,866 --> 01:15:10,866 这个赛季起视频PK才算进排 1273 01:15:11,100 --> 01:15:12,133 我不懂啊 1274 01:15:13,233 --> 01:15:14,400 我都不PK了 1275 01:15:14,866 --> 01:15:15,900 别提这茬了 1276 01:15:17,300 --> 01:15:19,033 算了吧我根本不懂啊 1277 01:15:20,533 --> 01:15:23,700 唉呃呃 1278 01:15:23,800 --> 01:15:24,600 唉 1279 01:15:27,400 --> 01:15:28,200 uh uh 1280 01:15:32,866 --> 01:15:34,200 谢鸡鸭的灯牌 1281 01:15:35,600 --> 01:15:37,733 这老田怎么申请连麦了 1282 01:15:38,033 --> 01:15:39,333 就没有别的纯良小猪 1283 01:15:39,333 --> 01:15:41,500 想申请一下连麦吗 1284 01:15:52,000 --> 01:15:53,900 确实啊确实 1285 01:15:53,900 --> 01:15:55,000 神秘人好多啊 1286 01:15:55,000 --> 01:15:56,300 不愧是神秘人 1287 01:16:03,533 --> 01:16:06,933 谢谢 0413的苏菲亚邓国富 1288 01:16:06,933 --> 01:16:09,600 星际2回归七宝可以表演一个 1289 01:16:09,600 --> 01:16:10,433 上周是吧 1290 01:16:10,433 --> 01:16:11,233 不行 1291 01:16:11,900 --> 01:16:14,933 我星际2我只会玩那个之前模式 1292 01:16:15,466 --> 01:16:17,633 你上回你直播间你问过了 1293 01:16:17,633 --> 01:16:19,200 你上回就问了你 1294 01:16:19,200 --> 01:16:22,466 我记得你发弹幕问说七宝星际2 1295 01:16:22,600 --> 01:16:25,133 呃回出国服的话还会回来玩吗 1296 01:16:25,133 --> 01:16:27,200 我说我大概率不会回来玩了 1297 01:16:27,200 --> 01:16:29,266 因为我本身就不是很会玩星际 1298 01:16:29,266 --> 01:16:32,500 我只是过一下剧情体验一下bug 1299 01:16:32,866 --> 01:16:34,400 当时我就回复你了 1300 01:16:34,400 --> 01:16:36,033 怎么现在又又问呢 1301 01:16:36,033 --> 01:16:37,066 你个笨蛋 1302 01:16:48,200 --> 01:16:49,100 ow的 1303 01:16:50,466 --> 01:16:51,700 操 1304 01:16:52,433 --> 01:16:53,866 弗兰塔你上麦来 1305 01:16:54,466 --> 01:16:56,666 我能不能邀请你上麦啊 1306 01:16:58,033 --> 01:16:59,233 操 1307 01:17:00,300 --> 01:17:02,200 谁允许你说这种，话了 1308 01:17:04,100 --> 01:17:05,533 我操 1309 01:17:21,900 --> 01:17:22,666 Frank不是他 1310 01:17:22,666 --> 01:17:23,900 你上麦来来 1311 01:17:30,900 --> 01:17:32,833 哥不知道Abby这神秘人多抽象 1312 01:17:32,833 --> 01:17:33,733 我不知道啊 1313 01:17:33,733 --> 01:17:35,100 你给给我说说呢 1314 01:17:42,933 --> 01:17:44,400 星际2回归还要买吗 1315 01:17:44,400 --> 01:17:46,400 不知道，我以前用的是朋友的号玩的 1316 01:17:46,400 --> 01:17:47,633 因为我没给他花钱 1317 01:17:47,933 --> 01:17:48,833 我舍不得 1318 01:17:58,900 --> 01:17:59,633 反正他不是他 1319 01:17:59,633 --> 01:18:00,433 你上麦来 1320 01:18:01,066 --> 01:18:01,933 守望先锋 1321 01:18:01,933 --> 01:18:04,133 为什么上不了守望先锋 1322 01:18:04,133 --> 01:18:07,333 那个单排奶他妈是人玩的吗 1323 01:18:08,033 --> 01:18:08,833 我觉得我 1324 01:18:08,833 --> 01:18:11,266 我可以跟杨比格的人坐一桌了 1325 01:18:11,266 --> 01:18:14,266 我简直就是超级大忍人啊 1326 01:18:14,700 --> 01:18:16,800 不是这么抽象 1327 01:18:16,900 --> 01:18:18,466 我排到的都是什么队友 1328 01:18:18,466 --> 01:18:20,400 我直播的时候你们没看着吗 1329 01:18:20,433 --> 01:18:21,866 我排到的都是什么队友 1330 01:18:22,200 --> 01:18:24,266 还有那个BEL机制 1331 01:18:24,266 --> 01:18:25,733 那么是人玩的吗 1332 01:18:26,466 --> 01:18:28,233 多夸张多恐怖 1333 01:18:29,333 --> 01:18:30,400 我是想上分的 1334 01:18:30,400 --> 01:18:32,733 那给我排的都是什么样的对局呢 1335 01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:36,833 一出门就不回头不回家吃饭的那个t 1336 01:18:37,833 --> 01:18:41,666 还有杀不了人就在那里刷伤害 1337 01:18:41,800 --> 01:18:44,133 完了完了也不会规避伤害 1338 01:18:44,133 --> 01:18:48,066 就是一直把叉按烂的那种c 1339 01:18:48,333 --> 01:18:51,033 还有根本不给我护宝的另外一个奶 1340 01:18:51,033 --> 01:18:52,500 怎么玩你告诉我 1341 01:18:52,500 --> 01:18:53,333 他没玩 1342 01:18:54,533 --> 01:18:55,666 look in my eyes 1343 01:18:55,666 --> 01:18:57,666 怎么玩？怎么上分 1344 01:19:03,233 --> 01:19:04,866 欸等一下欸 1345 01:19:04,866 --> 01:19:06,300 这是罗汉CIKI啊 1346 01:19:08,433 --> 01:19:10,033 谢谢 1347 01:19:10,033 --> 01:19:12,666 不愿透露姓名的神秘人 1348 01:19:13,500 --> 01:19:15,433 慕容紫萱客服罗汉 1349 01:19:15,433 --> 01:19:16,633 CK送给我的 1350 01:19:16,633 --> 01:19:17,300 做我的小猫 1351 01:19:17,300 --> 01:19:18,133 谢谢宝宝 1352 01:19:18,133 --> 01:19:22,700 哈哈哈哈哈哈 1353 01:19:22,700 --> 01:19:24,433 谢谢睡宝的喜欢你 1354 01:19:24,433 --> 01:19:27,033 谢谢我太搞笑了 1355 01:19:27,033 --> 01:19:27,700 这个阿b 1356 01:19:27,700 --> 01:19:30,533 确实确实很丑相 1357 01:19:32,433 --> 01:19:41,333 这身丑相啊啊啊 1358 01:19:42,466 --> 01:19:51,466 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 1359 01:19:51,466 --> 01:19:53,666 好神秘啊好神秘啊 1360 01:19:53,666 --> 01:19:54,866 太神秘了 1361 01:19:58,233 --> 01:20:01,200 神秘人应该是要那种应该 1362 01:20:01,200 --> 01:20:03,466 应该是打米打的多的那种 1363 01:20:03,800 --> 01:20:06,633 然后然后就可以隐身了 1364 01:20:07,033 --> 01:20:08,933 但是但是 1365 01:20:08,933 --> 01:20:12,666 阿b这个隐身怎么不是很精神 1366 01:20:12,666 --> 01:20:14,000 哈哈哈 1367 01:20:14,000 --> 01:20:15,033 好搞笑 1368 01:20:30,633 --> 01:20:33,600 我，觉得这神秘人就是看起来炫一点 1369 01:20:34,533 --> 01:20:38,000 因为他那个颜色跟别人都不一样 1370 01:20:38,000 --> 01:20:39,666 而且前面还有个标 1371 01:20:40,066 --> 01:20:41,833 就是比较炫酷 1372 01:20:41,833 --> 01:20:44,633 但是神秘是真的一点都不神秘 1373 01:20:46,900 --> 01:20:48,333 只有手机端能隐身吗 1374 01:20:48,333 --> 01:20:49,533 网页端没见过 1375 01:20:49,533 --> 01:20:50,433 可能是 1376 01:20:51,300 --> 01:20:53,700 可能是因为我们直播间没有人 1377 01:20:54,500 --> 01:20:55,100 打够了 1378 01:20:55,100 --> 01:21:01,133 那个神秘人的那个要的那个米就是 1379 01:21:02,033 --> 01:21:06,500 不是不是不是电脑端的问题 1380 01:21:08,233 --> 01:21:10,666 就是他要的米真的很多 1381 01:21:11,200 --> 01:21:13,666 我听说要的米真的就是很多 1382 01:21:13,666 --> 01:21:14,266 但是但是 1383 01:21:14,266 --> 01:21:16,466 我也不知道到底是什么条件 1384 01:21:17,333 --> 01:21:18,533 我没注意看 1385 01:21:28,933 --> 01:21:31,033 具体的我也不是很清楚 1386 01:21:41,466 --> 01:21:42,733 感觉这样小声说话 1387 01:21:42,733 --> 01:21:44,066 想要睡着了 1388 01:21:47,666 --> 01:21:48,466 out of my head 1389 01:21:54,800 --> 01:21:55,833 滚 1390 01:21:58,066 --> 01:21:58,866 滚 1391 01:22:00,900 --> 01:22:03,066 小猪都很困了 1392 01:22:04,300 --> 01:22:06,400 小猪都很想睡觉 1393 01:22:06,400 --> 01:22:09,066 小猪啊小猪 1394 01:22:12,200 --> 01:22:13,433 oh雪糕cheese 1395 01:22:14,733 --> 01:22:15,533 oh no 1396 01:22:18,800 --> 01:22:19,833 走走走 1397 01:22:34,200 --> 01:22:37,333 你怎么这么早醒了？不对呀 1398 01:22:41,533 --> 01:22:42,133 师哥气死 1399 01:22:42,133 --> 01:22:44,800 跟我PK算了算了算了算了算了 1400 01:22:44,800 --> 01:22:45,733 打不赢他 1401 01:22:59,300 --> 01:23:01,033 小七子今天下午是要直播吗 1402 01:23:01,033 --> 01:23:01,900 醒那么早 1403 01:23:06,900 --> 01:23:08,800 oh我下午直播，难怪了 1404 01:23:18,200 --> 01:23:19,000 咳 1405 01:23:24,200 --> 01:23:29,033 嗯呐嗯呐嗯，李老师 1406 01:23:39,033 --> 01:23:40,000 打打看 1407 01:23:40,000 --> 01:23:42,266 打不了，没法PK 1408 01:23:42,266 --> 01:23:43,666 就是说很烦 1409 01:23:43,666 --> 01:23:45,600 不知道这个PK到底怎么PK的 1410 01:23:49,233 --> 01:23:49,933 等我找咖喱 1411 01:23:49,933 --> 01:23:50,733 我找咖喱 1412 01:23:50,733 --> 01:23:52,433 我问问他他能不能开个播 1413 01:23:52,433 --> 01:23:53,466 我跟他PK一下 1414 01:23:53,700 --> 01:23:54,933 他还没打完吗 1415 01:23:58,666 --> 01:23:59,600 伽罗蜜我也打不过 1416 01:23:59,600 --> 01:24:00,733 怎么可能 1417 01:24:01,733 --> 01:24:03,033 我一手一个小猫咪 1418 01:24:03,033 --> 01:24:04,333 还是很简单的吧 1419 01:24:08,100 --> 01:24:09,833 我一拳一个小猫咪啊 1420 01:24:21,066 --> 01:24:22,800 随便开玩玩哎 1421 01:24:22,800 --> 01:24:25,866 手机端有那个随机PK吗 1422 01:24:29,533 --> 01:24:30,333 看一下 1423 01:24:33,433 --> 01:24:34,900 就是那个不 1424 01:24:34,900 --> 01:24:36,233 那个啥的 1425 01:24:42,333 --> 01:24:45,300 不那个看到对面那个什么 1426 01:24:47,433 --> 01:24:49,100 老四出局了哈 1427 01:24:50,466 --> 01:24:51,400 哈，咖喱米的 1428 01:24:51,433 --> 01:24:52,933 咖喱米的粉丝牌叫什么 1429 01:24:53,200 --> 01:24:56,700 咖喱米的粉丝牌不是叫LED喵吗 1430 01:25:09,033 --> 01:25:10,733 哦，叫小噔噔哦 1431 01:25:10,733 --> 01:25:11,666 他现在叫小噔噔哦 1432 01:25:11,666 --> 01:25:14,133 对对对，他改名叫小噔噔了 1433 01:25:16,133 --> 01:25:17,066 哦，对对对 1434 01:25:19,500 --> 01:25:21,266 哦，他还是有这个经典PK的 1435 01:25:21,266 --> 01:25:22,133 原来如此 1436 01:25:25,633 --> 01:25:26,866 那能退出吗 1437 01:25:27,933 --> 01:25:28,900 那很那很坏了 1438 01:25:28,900 --> 01:25:29,833 我退出不了 1439 01:25:30,000 --> 01:25:31,433 对不起，我就是想看一下 1440 01:25:31,466 --> 01:25:34,033 因为之前不是和同事们PK 1441 01:25:34,033 --> 01:25:35,600 都是看不到对面的画面 1442 01:25:35,600 --> 01:25:37,600 然后就是呃 1443 01:25:37,733 --> 01:25:39,433 只有一个PK条嘛 1444 01:25:39,433 --> 01:25:42,100 我以为手机端没有这个PK了 1445 01:25:42,600 --> 01:25:44,333 然后就看了一下 1446 01:25:44,933 --> 01:25:47,333 这个没办法提前关掉 1447 01:25:49,533 --> 01:25:52,800 雪糕粉丝团叫什么雪橇犬啊 1448 01:26:01,500 --> 01:26:03,466 经典PK都看不到画面 1449 01:26:04,233 --> 01:26:06,333 哇，Jacky你果然很懂啊 1450 01:26:06,333 --> 01:26:07,633 你果然很懂啊 1451 01:26:09,466 --> 01:26:11,100 谢谢thank you的包包呀 1452 01:26:11,466 --> 01:26:15,400 不会天天在在别的直播间打PK吧 1453 01:26:18,200 --> 01:26:19,000 我说伽利略 1454 01:26:21,400 --> 01:26:22,233 我说伽利略 1455 01:26:25,200 --> 01:26:26,433 这小咪嘚儿 1456 01:26:28,100 --> 01:26:28,800 他直播了 1457 01:26:28,800 --> 01:26:32,900 耶耶，咪叫我直播啊 1458 01:26:33,200 --> 01:26:34,400 我操咪好好啊 1459 01:26:34,400 --> 01:26:35,533 等一下，我要跟他PK 1460 01:26:35,533 --> 01:26:37,533 等一下，等我这个结束了 1461 01:26:37,533 --> 01:26:38,300 还有3分半 1462 01:26:38,300 --> 01:26:40,733 我等一下要跟咪PK一下 1463 01:26:42,666 --> 01:26:43,466 Gala咪 1464 01:26:44,033 --> 01:26:44,933 Gala咪Gala咪 1465 01:26:44,933 --> 01:26:45,800 真的开播了哎 1466 01:26:45,800 --> 01:26:47,000 他真的叫小咪灯哎 1467 01:26:47,000 --> 01:26:49,433 好搞笑，小咪灯 1468 01:26:51,533 --> 01:26:52,833 为什么不叫小灯灯 1469 01:26:52,833 --> 01:26:54,233 怎么不叫小逼灯得了 1470 01:26:54,633 --> 01:26:55,200 对不起对不起 1471 01:26:55,200 --> 01:26:55,933 是我没有素质 1472 01:26:55,933 --> 01:26:56,733 不是 1473 01:26:57,300 --> 01:27:00,466 不是要诋毁这个小夜灯群体的意思 1474 01:27:00,933 --> 01:27:03,066 只是我单方面我这个人没有素质 1475 01:27:05,466 --> 01:27:06,600 谢谢 1476 01:27:06,600 --> 01:27:08,500 阴暗爬行法的情书 1477 01:27:08,500 --> 01:27:10,900 谢谢，罗汉的雪山之巅 1478 01:27:10,900 --> 01:27:13,400 谢谢，雪山之巅，谢谢 1479 01:27:20,333 --> 01:27:22,000 因为不是我 1480 01:27:22,000 --> 01:27:22,800 就是 1481 01:27:25,100 --> 01:27:28,333 我，每次看到Tommy领就是那个那个 1482 01:27:28,733 --> 01:27:32,700 那个那个那个发麦兜里面的那个灯 1483 01:27:32,700 --> 01:27:35,066 我就老是想到小逼灯这个词 1484 01:27:38,233 --> 01:27:40,266 谢谢，罗汉CK的初夏萤火 1485 01:27:40,266 --> 01:27:41,800 谢谢宝宝，谢谢 1486 01:27:43,266 --> 01:27:44,400 哦哦，对不起对不起 1487 01:27:44,400 --> 01:27:46,833 我是不是应该叫你慕容紫千啊 1488 01:27:48,466 --> 01:27:49,400 对不起对不起 1489 01:27:50,233 --> 01:27:51,733 对不起对不起对不起对不起 1490 01:27:51,933 --> 01:27:52,266 对不起 1491 01:27:52,266 --> 01:27:54,200 对不起对不起 1492 01:27:57,000 --> 01:27:59,200 我发现电台直播 1493 01:27:59,200 --> 01:28:01,233 那个手机的电量就很够用 1494 01:28:01,800 --> 01:28:04,133 之之前在虚拟区开播的时候 1495 01:28:04,500 --> 01:28:06,466 我的那个电量就不够用 1496 01:28:06,466 --> 01:28:08,200 开了一会就没有电了 1497 01:28:08,533 --> 01:28:10,133 我现在已经播了好几个小时了 1498 01:28:10,133 --> 01:28:11,800 但是还是有电对不对 1499 01:28:23,033 --> 01:28:25,300 神秘人原来是花钱买的吗 1500 01:28:25,866 --> 01:28:27,933 因为模型对那个比较耗电 1501 01:28:38,733 --> 01:28:40,000 是的 1502 01:28:44,633 --> 01:28:46,400 所以电台挺好的 1503 01:28:51,900 --> 01:28:53,933 叔叔拿我的手机挖矿吗 1504 01:28:54,433 --> 01:28:56,400 难怪大家都说我卡卡的 1505 01:28:58,933 --> 01:29:00,800 咖喱蜜等我把这把PK打完 1506 01:29:00,800 --> 01:29:02,100 OK OK OK OK 1507 01:29:02,100 --> 01:29:04,800 啊谢蒋宝宝糖的灯牌 1508 01:29:08,433 --> 01:29:10,100 好期待啊好期待啊 1509 01:29:10,100 --> 01:29:12,233 已经开始期待和卡了一连麦了 1510 01:29:12,233 --> 01:29:14,200 好期待啊我去 1511 01:29:14,200 --> 01:29:15,666 好期待啊我去 1512 01:29:18,900 --> 01:29:20,033 妈妈 1513 01:29:20,033 --> 01:29:23,400 怎么了？坏了啊 1514 01:29:23,400 --> 01:29:24,300 我刚刚可能 1515 01:29:27,433 --> 01:29:29,466 我操，他的猫会叫妈妈 1516 01:29:30,233 --> 01:29:31,933 他他现在觉得我做的很错 1517 01:29:31,933 --> 01:29:33,833 会骂我，我操 1518 01:29:33,833 --> 01:29:34,733 要咬我了 1519 01:29:34,800 --> 01:29:38,000 你的猫居然会叫妈妈 1520 01:29:38,633 --> 01:29:39,500 谁在叫 1521 01:29:40,733 --> 01:29:43,233 我家里面的小猫在叫暖暖 1522 01:29:43,733 --> 01:29:45,700 我操，你的猫偷偷玩瓦了 1523 01:29:46,866 --> 01:29:48,900 家里还有一只更小的小猫 1524 01:29:49,233 --> 01:29:50,233 它会叫妈妈 1525 01:29:50,233 --> 01:29:50,500 不 1526 01:29:50,500 --> 01:29:52,266 它刚那样叫是想咬我呢 1527 01:29:52,500 --> 01:29:54,233 哇哇屁哦 1528 01:29:54,466 --> 01:29:55,866 它是在骂我 1529 01:29:56,400 --> 01:29:58,833 在它的语言里那句话是脏话 1530 01:30:00,600 --> 01:30:01,333 妈呀 1531 01:30:01,333 --> 01:30:02,600 小猫脾气差的很 1532 01:30:03,200 --> 01:30:03,800 猫都不对 1533 01:30:03,800 --> 01:30:05,133 它就要它就要骂人 1534 01:30:06,066 --> 01:30:07,700 我的猫偷偷打瓦了它 1535 01:30:07,700 --> 01:30:11,000 哈哈哈，我服了它 1536 01:30:12,233 --> 01:30:14,066 OK去和嘎啦咪连麦了 1537 01:30:14,066 --> 01:30:15,433 来走走走走走 1538 01:30:15,666 --> 01:30:16,733 呃 1539 01:30:17,666 --> 01:30:20,200 邀请PK申请